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Quick and easy
I'm doing a test. I need to know:

1. Which colour is the underwear you're wearing now.
2. Which colour is your favourit for underwear.
3. Which colour you hate the most in underwear.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:29, 251 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

1. Blue with Yellow stripes
2. Black and red
3. White
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

You are:
Expected to do great things in your life; dissapointed by yourself but confident you'll improve.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Haha, sounds good!

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Glad you like it :)
I hope the dissapointed bit it's not true. It's just for fun, you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Meh, I'm constantly disappointed in myself
If I wasn't, I'd feel no need to improve!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Really?
I'm quite the opposite. When I do something wrong I feel I can't do better, so I don't try again. But when I do something right, then I want to know if I can improve even that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Aye
I'm extremely self-conscious, although I do my best to hide that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I think that's better
I'm a coward and only try on the things I know I'm good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I'd say you're doing pretty well so far!

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah, I can't complain
but that's because I choose to do what I know I can. I'm always wondering if I'd be any better at other thing, but can't find the courage to try.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

1 Dark blue
I have no opinion on your other questions
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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Then I can't tell much
You have a dark blue soul.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Damn that dark blue soul of mine.
You know, I don't wear the same colour every day. Does this mean that a) the colour of my soul changes every day to match the colour of my pants or b) whatever you're using to make these predictions is wearing brown, shitty pants?
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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

no, today is
a special day in pants divination
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It mainly means
that the previous question was depressing and I'd try to make you laugh. Go for it. Try. Open your mouth a little and laugh. Good boy. There, a biscuit for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

*frowns*

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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

No, no, no
frowney Kroney doen't get treats!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

This is reminding me of an episode of Big Bang Theory.

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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

They're good
aren't they? I need to download a few more.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Green
Green
Not green
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broadsword, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You're always jealous of others luck
but care about the planet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I read 'luck' as 'fuck'

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broadsword, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah
You get jealous too when they get a fuck and you don't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Trudat
it's like you can see into the dark side of my pants
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broadsword, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It's not always nice
having this blessing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Black
Black (or red, hard to day, I don't have particular favourites)
White
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Maybe a bit pesimistic?
Hoping for a better future and love wild berries!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You are like the Mystic Meg of pants

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Careful
If I laugh out loud here people in the office will start asking and I'll have to tell them all my secret!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

That you're a simpleton?
It's not a secret.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Am I?
I am a city girl, don't you know that yet? Oh, Monty, you never cease to dissapoint me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Black, pretty, brown.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You're
stylist (spelling?), don't like big risks but would give your arm for what you think it's right.

BTW, pretty is not a colour.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

*peeks*
1. Navy with a rather fetching green waistband.
2. I don't care, it is underwear.
3. I don't care, it is underwear.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Navy and green?
Really? I thought those colours didn't match. Live and learn.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Black & white, black, brown

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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

You don't like to take many risks
and fancy a trip in Africa soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

1. white with heavy skidmarks
2. white with no skidmarks
3. white with heavy skidmarks

Hope this helps.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

You don't offer an opinion on light skidmarking

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm all or nothing

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

You need a better washing machine
and better washing powder.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Or to wipe

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

or a bidet

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Reverend Fister
could just be a pseudonym for a Thalidomide victim and hence cannot reach to wipe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

could still reach for a bidet tap
I reckon fister just means he's been the fistee and now the poo just doesn't stay in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

It's just a constant dribble these days.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

A friend of mine
keeps asking me how do blind people know they've done the wiping right.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Taste

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

you cunt
I just had to fake a coughing fit in the office.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

How could I have put the toilet seat down and bolted the door if I didn't have any arms?
You haven't thought this through really, have you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

You only have the little armpit arms

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Are you calling me mostly 'armless?
*Sound of drumkit falling down stairs*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

instantrimshot.com/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

www.sadtrombone.com
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

black
white
grey
(DeeDee, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

You must be the only person I know
who likes white underwear the best. You're a rarity.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

thanks :)
it's not for everyday, but i do think it looks nice
(DeeDee, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

It can be very sexy
but I hate those white cotton pants, the ones that grandpas used to wear all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

black
black
black
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Bad boy...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

What you gonna do?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

SPANKING TIME!!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK
this is not an accusation or anything it just reminded me of a song
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

How does it go?
Black, black, black,
Pink, pink, pink, pink
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

oddly I can remember notthing else
not who it's by or anything. Where's monty? I'm sure he'll remember (and hate) it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

No idea what on earth you're on about here, sorry.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

hmmm
perhaps I imagined it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Which translates as
"If Monty doesn't know it, it doesn't exist".

Scary.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

also if you typ
PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK into google there's nothing resembling it. Between those two factors, I think it's conclusive proof
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Oh, well
I prefer to rely on google than Monty. He'd probably make all things nice and fluffy dissapear.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

1. Black
2. Cream
3. Brown
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

You're like a tiger
with the shape of a crow. You'll fly far searching for your prey, and you won't stop until you get it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I like this
Flying underwear tigers FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

You'll get further
if you use pads with wings!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

1. Black
2. Black
3. Brown
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Peej, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Classic
Don't like many new things and spends most of the free time watching TV.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

So wrong!
I love new things, I don't watch TV and spend most of my time masturbating
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Peej, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Oh, it must be that, then
the double black confused me. Clearly, it means masturbating fixation.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Black
Black or red
Brown
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I also hate white underwear

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

You're midly
wild, but within some limits. And would like to star in Mouline Rouge.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

~~Moulin Rouge~~ The Kenny Everett Television Show
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Surely?
~~The Kenny Everett Television Show~~ George and Mildred
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Obviously I considered that...

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

1, Red
2, Navy Blue
3, Yellow
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Red
I like red. Is it sexy?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Well, it is more sexy than not wearing any.
They were on the top of my pants mountain this morning, so on they went.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Do you wear them
on top of your blue leggins?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

If I'm in a hurry, yes.
Though I'm more Brown Bottle than Superman.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Brown bottle?
Red pants don't suit the brown bottle. Neither do navy blue. I think you should go for green.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Green pants, just don't do it for me, sorry.
But on Saturday, a pair of sexy green knickers turned up with my clothes when I got home from the laundarette. They were clean too, and just the right size for my GF.

What should I do?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Ask her with your most "non-guilty" face
if they are hers. Or throw them away. Otherwise you'll be in trouble.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I'm certain they are not hers
I could by the matching bra, and give them as a present.

But you are right, just leaving them in my pants draw would be suicide.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

No, and yes
No: do not give them as a present, please, it's disgusting.
Yes: it'd be suicide; you better get a gun and get it done quickly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Why the fuck do you need to know this?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Statistical Analysis

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Peej, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

why is anything needed round here?
To distract us from the tedious inevitability of our lives, Eeyore

And the word pants is funny
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

No it isn't.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

POTM

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Uremia - now THAT'S funny. It's where you sweat piss following kidney failure.
LOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

To prove your point from the previous thread?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

It's certainly done that, you are right.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Your question was so depressing
I thought I'd do something for a laugh. As you can see, I'm just making stuff up. Feel free to participate.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

he's covering for the fact
he forgot to put his pants on today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Oh you Europeans and your 'humour'...
'Look! Ze funny man hass fallen ofah!! Look at his funny face!!! Ah Mr Bean, I luff you zo much!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Am I keeping you entertained
and far from your usual complaining about how shit your life is?

Then I'm a winner.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It's we who have to read this turgid drivel who are the losers.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

You don't have to
you have always a choice. Go out there and enjoy your life. Or ask another question better than this and get people to answer it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Hmm
None
None
Some
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Kinky
I like your style.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

~~style~~ nob

he forgot his trousers, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I didnt forget them
it was a strategic choice.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Then, now, no excuses
POIDH
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I can't be the only one who doesn't want to see these pictures

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Hahaha
I wasn't expecting that. I suppose I have to say POIDH
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I cant provide pictures
However if you imagine a very small newborn hamster nestling in some straw you wont be far from the truth.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Oh, a little hamster
how cute.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

two-tone blue
black
white
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Two tone blue
You like to make things complicated, don't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Two tone blue
sky on sea. It's because he's such an unbearable hippie that he's bought his second diesel in a row.

I expect his trousers are made from pressed lentils
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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Which turn into goop when washed?
He may be able to recycle them as food.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

He's a hippie.
Hippies don't wash.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I had a friend who spent most of his teenager days doing surf
living on the beach and not washing. When he grow up and went back to living like people, he got blisters all over his body as his skin missed the salty water.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Is it Spongebob?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Patricio.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

~~as his skin missed the salty water~~ from squid AIDS
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I am almost certainly far more fastidious about my personal cleanliness
than most of the people on here.

also, I'm fairly sure hippies don't wear Calvin Klein undies
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

White
White
Anything other that white or navy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

1. White and sort-of plum coloured
2. White
3. I struggle to hate inanimate objects. Except Katie Price.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Re: 1 - I suggest you seek urgent medical attention.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You see?
You made me laugh. How's that, chap? You're bringing joy to the world.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

have you been watching my little pony?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Not for ages
I prefered the lovely bears? The bears of love? mmmm... these people: www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=los+osos+amorosos&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=916&bih=511
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

care bears! Care Bear STARE
they were kinda odd.

I believe there is a new My LIttle Pony series which is becoming a bit of an ironic cult show
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I didn't know of that
never liked those ponies very much. I found them weird. Talking horses, you know? Bears, on the other hand...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

as a seller of collectable shit
(and not the Kroney variety), I have made a lot of money out of My Little Pony and Care Bears. And Sindy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I'm not surprised
having spent more than 2 weeks at home with the tv always on, I've seen plenty of bargain hunt and cash in the attic to know that people pay little fortunes for crap.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Free listing weekend has increased my eBay prescence considerably

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

They're doing them about every month now
but they don't apply to me, because I'm not a private seller. *sadfaces*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

No fucking bids though
Watchers FTL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Are you selling anything interesting?
I'm looking for cheap baby stuff now. Yesterday we spent £15 on nappies and we think they'll last for a couple of weeks or so.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

What type of stuff?
We have a metric fuckton of baby clothes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

baby clothes will be necessary yes
we need a moses or small cot, and a car seat at least. We'll need more stuff, but we're buying slowly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I flogged our cot a few months ago as Liam is now in a proper cot-bed
We do have a Silver Cross pram/pushchair/car seat combo though?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Sounds good
we got a pram from a friend, but I'm not sure it has car seat included. I'll ask him and let you know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Car boot sales are the way to go
We see so much baby stuff every week, mostly at 50p a throw. Babies grow out of clothes after wearing them once, so there's absolutely no reason to spend more than a pound on anything they wear. A lot of the clothes we see have never even been worn.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

This^
George at Asda is your friend for kids clothes. Don't be a daft shit and buy "designer" anything. Shit stains are hard to move
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I wouldn't
I'm thinking about charity shops and gumtree mainly for the clothes. Now, for things that need to be safe, like cots and car seats, I'm more worried.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Good plan
I think our cot went for about £25 on eBay. I'd buy car seats new or from someone you knew who could assure you that they hadn't been in a crash or anything
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Exactly
that's the only thing that worries me. Everything else I'm almost sure can be second hand without a problem.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Nobody bids on anything before the last day any more.
They're all terrified of being sniped.

In fact, most of my stuff sells better when I put a buy it now price on it. If people want something, they're happier to just buy it and have done with it. Unfortunately that's not covered in free listing days.

Also, I'd advise having things finish in the evening, as that's when more people are looking at ebay. Except on a Saturday night, obviously.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

You're right there
I used to bid and kept losing stuff, so now I just go for the buy it now at a price I think it's good, and get done with the waiting.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

This just goes to prove
that humanity has crashed through the bottom of the stupidity barrel rather than scraping it. Well exploited there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Marx said some shit about Capitalism containing within it the seeds of it's own destruction
And those seeds are plastic and pony-shaped
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

amen to that.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

care bears, I assume
I'm not clicking as I'd rather have goat porn than care bears in my work internet history..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Were do you work
that goat porn is better than care bears?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

www.oatswithgoats.com
He is the MD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Oh, it's not better.
I'd just rather be sacked for deviancy than thought of as being interested in care bears.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

but they're so soft

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Goats or Care Bears?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Care bears
Goats have scary eyes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'm just being specific. "purple" then.
I know how people like specifics. It's the waistband, anyway. If it were the crotch I would agree with you 100%
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

1. Black
2. Dark blue
3. Yellow
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

AmberI, AmberI
I wouldn't like yellow underwear much. I think you have good taste; you like to follow traditions and only break the rules if it's absolutely necessary.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

1. Dark blue. Very dark blue.
2. Dark blue, allowing for variations in the darkness of the blue
3. White
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

That means u r a bummer LOL.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Poor Lampito.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

What a surprise!
You're like a dark crow, flying around, looking for more crows like you. And you hate pidgeons.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

And seagulls.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

*perches on top of filing cabinet and tilts head in quizzical manner*
Interesting...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

There, there
Let me protect my eyes before getting any closer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

1. black
2. black
3. grey

Everything fucking aches today. I'm as stiff as a board, and I ache all fucking over. I am not doing that again. Well, not for a while, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Looked like fun.
I would have expected you to be screaming your head off though!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

b3th looked well chuffed when she was done!
Well done that b3th!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I have the feeling
that I've missed something important again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

b3th did a massive bungee

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

B3th did a bungee jump yesterday

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

No way!
Scary!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I was absolutely bastard terrified.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I'd never dare
Well done!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

At the time I had never been so scared in my life
then it was over, and I couldn't remember anything about it. Now I would happily do it again - just not right now.

I think this is what they say about having babies - how you forget how awful it is and agree to do it again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah
only the ache seems to last a bit longer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

The family all said I would
and I said I wouldn't. So I didn't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

oh man, you've lost your secret powers

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

What's that that you did
that makes your body ache so much?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

anal

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Poor
No wonder it hurts. I know from experience. I mean... a friend's experience.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

hahaha!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I wasn't laughing the day after
She, I mean, she.

It's not funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

chortle

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

If it's any consolation,
I'm as stiff as a bollard at present.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

*raises desk*

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

*raises zombies*

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

*raises merry hell*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

*raises stakes*
*remembers they are for vampires*
*gets eaten*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I wouldn't worry
their only after brains
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

*wipes lobotomy scar*
Phew
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Afternoon quenders

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION, APE!
Honestly, you have ONE little baby and you think you're above answering questions?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

1. Light blue with a dark blue stripe
2. Black
3. Yellow. No, green! AIEEE!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Two tone blue again
is it an epidemic? Are you a hippy too?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

you need to make
pants graphs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I'm not good with graphing on the PC
you're welcome to go for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

1: Blue checked
2: No preference
3: gold lamé
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Sorry.
As you were.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Quite...

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

1. Black
2. Black
3. Not black

/Robert Smith
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

What, no sequins?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

He's been Cured

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hello sir
How's the family? Sporter's reply above is excellent, but I'm replying to you on account of the whole breeding thing. Feel honoured.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

All good thanks, first day back at work today...joy
i don't understand Sporter's reply so tactfully ignored it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Robert Smith was the lead singer in The Cure
What kind of crap goth are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

A goth with respectable taste in music, apparently.

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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I can find no fault with this statement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Thank God you're here.
For Christ's sake sort these fools out please Nakers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Afternoon you
Lost anything else today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Only my sanity
Slept with my BSG complete DVD set next to the bed last night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

my brain started reading that as
"slept with BGB..."

woah!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Hello b3th, you didn't tell me what you thought about my nickname for you, The Dear Devil, I really like it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

You don't like any underwear that is not black?
Then maybe our TARDIS plan hasn't been though properly. I love colorful underwear.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

you never specified if it was
the colour underwear we hate to wear or the colour underwear we hate to see on others of our preferred sex
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

This is an excellent point
I like bras in any colour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I'm sure some colours will suit you more than others, though?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

White does nothing for my skin tone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

and they always end up being
thousand wash grey
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Conversely, I merely tolerate bras.
They are just another layer to get through.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'll bring the TARDIS, you bring me some different pants to wear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'm waiting.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

You mean I haven't got there yet?
Future me is a right lazy twat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Yes, he is
I'm giving him one more chance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

is the test: how many more replies you get when talking about underwear than anyone else on any other topic?!
1. red bra and black pants with red trim
2. on a man? if he has tanned skin, white. otherwise grey/black/navy. for a girl, any colour, depends on the style/material/pattern.
3. brown. inside and out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

No, it wasn't
but well thought.

It was more like a funny way to spend some time. I got very sad after Monty's question.

You like details and pay a lot of attention to them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I don't want anyone here picturing me in my underwear without my express prior written permision.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Then go on
write that you give us permission.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

You need to agree to the terms and conditions.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I'll have to read them first

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

They're not in any language anyone apart from me that understands.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Sorry Gonz
Too late. Way, way too late.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Oh man, this is why we need a Thought Police.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

And again.

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Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

OK, but if you are going to imagine me in my knickers, please remember that it is very humid out so I'm all hot and sweaty in a bad way and my skidmarks are in the sign of a swastica because the tube line was so all-over-the-show.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

and thought lawyers
and a thought court. And a punishment which involved being forced to constantly think of Anne Widdecome's pants
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

1 - not wearing any
2 - purple
3 - bright green.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

3. a mixture of brown, a kind of milky white and dark red.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Too late
Nobody cares now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

i just realised my pants are inside out

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Oh, no!
I hate when that happens. It's so wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Sorry Monts.
250!!!!!!!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You see?
OT is not dead, you just need to ask the right question to the right people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

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