You utter spanner Bal.
No voting for you in the glorious new era. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think if I did it right I could have done it.
As long as I didn't stand on the roof and instead spread my body weight across it by lying down and then using the window ledge to pull myself into my room I'd have been fine. But there's literally nowhere to fall in my garden unless you want to break many a bone. My ankle is in agony from jumping off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You daft bugger.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)