Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We need the popular page to get better, it's stagnated.Insult each other or say a joke or do some ascii, that shit always gets on the popular page.
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I blame the Luggagethe twat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimmy Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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