I had bratwurst last week.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I swore at kiddo because I took a punt on her having some friends over today and they managed to cover the place in popcorn.
Popcorn for fuck's sake. I'd have more respect if it was beer.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

OH MY GOD. I HOPE YOU MADE HER CLEAN IT UP!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Are you mocking me?
I did apologise for swearing, it was a bit over the top. At least I didn't call her a cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

To be fair calling her a motherfucker was a bit over the top

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Would I do that, dear Noel!?
At least you apologised, loads of parents wouldn't.
My dad had a massive go at me once for something that was completely not my fault, once he figured it out he cried on the phone to me and then sent me flowers. The tit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

She's got me wrapped around her little finger and no mistake.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It's a good place to be.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)