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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lordy it's dead on here this evening.
*Goes to the pub for an hour*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:17, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm here Jeff.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)
*Waves*
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Yes thank you : )))

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Well tell me all about it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Went for a long walk along the canal, saw a cool local ska band, another walk with the dogs.
It's been a nice weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
If you want to play 'Weekend Top Trumps' we can....
'I met Lighty'

*hands over Lighty card*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I've already met him. So there!
He broke one of my chairs and he became cock neck in my home.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I don't think his initial experience of meeting me was any better.
I misdirected him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I clicked that, it had me in stitches.
It did make me wonder if we had any unknown ethnics on OT, but then I realised Monty would have hounded them back to where they came from long ago if we did.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I was giggling for pretty much the entire time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I heard all about it.
CLASSIC!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
You know me sweet-cheeks!
*Which is a shame, as on the Pier time I could have said 'you'll recognise me, I'm the one in the seagull outfit, trying to steal chips from tourists, oh, and flying*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
: ))
You poorly again?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Just tired and a bit run down.
A weekend on the sauce was probably the last thing I needed.

Never mind, I'll go to bed shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Don't get stressed with all this work business again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I've just been avoiding sleep.
It's catching up with me. That's all!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I'm off to the pub!
Cheerio!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Well, I guess you've all gone again
I'm forced to read a good book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)
like what?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Game of Thrones
I decided to reread before I read the new one or get round to watching the series. I realised it was 11 years ago I read this one. Weirdly nostalgic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)
If you read it 11 years ago, why do you find the nostalgia weird?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
it's an odd split between nostalgia for the time I read it
and nostalgia for the characters in the book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Hope you enjoy it as much as the first time

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
so far, yes
I'd forgotten a lot of the details, but I'm braced for the terrible thing that happens in the 3rd/4th book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I'm looking for new books at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
what kind of thing you after?
I can do sci fi and fantasy mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I've got out of that habit
last thing I read was War and Peace. Anything good and new out?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Best thing I've read lately is that one about living safely in a science fictional universe
Raw Shark Texts has been out a few years but it's ace. Apparently The Wind-Up Girl is amazing (next on my list), that last Iain M Banks one.

Oh and if you like slightly odd scifi/fantasy things try Cordwainer Smith. I don't know why I hadn't before
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I'll keep a lookout
I'd like to get back to reading more.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Right.
Well I went to the pub for one, and I've come home 'cos I feel rotten.

I'm going to take some Lemsip Flu + and whinge about feeling ropey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)
awww
rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
It is that Captain.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
not bad. Painted a lot today
and not much else
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
How is your website coming along?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Not done any more of that
but I've actually paid the subs on it (and the domain) so I won't suddenly lose it now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Is this your summer project whilst you wait to start your exciting new role?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I have a bunch of them
I don't like being unproductive
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
When you go on your Amazon adventure you'll be just like a Blue Peter presenter on one of their summer holiday jobbies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
woohoo
I shall take sticky backed plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I'm tired.
I read you were going to take Jordans first-born with you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
has the lemsip kicked in yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
No.
Well, it might have, but maybe I'm getting worse and the Lemsip is hiding it.

I don't know Captain. I. Just. Don't. Know.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
hot water bottle time?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Wahey, good news, my replacement won't be here till the 15th which gives me loads more time
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
woo!
any more job leads?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I saw one online today for some bio lab reception type stuff, just need to rework the cv to fit more of what they're looking for

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
good luck with that
we'll all come over and break legs or something if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
when does your proper position start?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
18th August
results day for the A Level kids :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Wahey! *sends cayke*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
does mean I'll be trying to leave early the next day, though
because I'm off to a festival - oops
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
You've got a proper job now, you can do what you like

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
YEAH!
I bought plane tickets to Scotland yesterday, too, and there's a larp event the weekend after the festival. I hope they aren't expecting me to be working at 100% when I go back
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Will the students be?
Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
other than the 18th
it's all about enrolment, sitting on a desk signing people up to courses and occasionally running back to my own desk when I realise how unprepared I am for next year's courses :). I think term starts a couple of weeks after
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
well, I'm sure you'll be JUST fine

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
sure will be
it's all about living on the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Why are you being replaced K? I don't think I asked you that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Basically it comes down to me not really knowing all the things a mechanic knows.
I can't write bills as well or sell things as well as the other guy.
Boss said that when the other guy comes they'll make $3,500 more a month.
So. Yeah.
It's because I'm shit, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
That sucks dogs eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Pretty much.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Woo! Hi K!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Hey Beej, how's the hair?
Are you having to trim it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Not yet. Hoping to dye it red soon : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Just the shaved bit?
I find that I now hate red.
I've tried to highlight my hair three times and it just keeps coming out pink because the red has soaked into my hair. *warns*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
No the long hair red. I'll keep the short bit natural.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
*warns again*
You'll have to dye it loads, and since your hair is dark they'd have to bleach it to get it proper red.

/no longer a fan
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Seen a product on-line where you don't have to do that to get red.
I'm going to see what the hairdresser says.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
What's it called?
Splattered is shit, btw.
Concentrated and so it stains ev_ery_thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Sausages!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Who's the daddy!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
HP sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Daddy's sauce?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Do you know what HP stands for

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Houses of Parliament
there's a little picture of them on the bottle, if you look.
(berk, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Check out the big eyes on Berk!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I had bratwurst last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I swore at kiddo because I took a punt on her having some friends over today and they managed to cover the place in popcorn.
Popcorn for fuck's sake. I'd have more respect if it was beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
OH MY GOD. I HOPE YOU MADE HER CLEAN IT UP!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Are you mocking me?
I did apologise for swearing, it was a bit over the top. At least I didn't call her a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
To be fair calling her a motherfucker was a bit over the top

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Would I do that, dear Noel!?
At least you apologised, loads of parents wouldn't.
My dad had a massive go at me once for something that was completely not my fault, once he figured it out he cried on the phone to me and then sent me flowers. The tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
She's got me wrapped around her little finger and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
It's a good place to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Evening Fucktards
I've had a flaming hot bath to ease my aching muscles. It hasn't worked, and on top of aching, I'm now sweating like a hoor.

Wass'up, y'all?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Hoor you say?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
You couldn't afford me, pleb x

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I could. I earn minimum wage.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Oh no you dit'nt!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Oh yes I do.
There's somebody at the door!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
is it grotbags?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
No, I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Cavy
I figure I owe you a Harry Potter porn chat?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
don't know about harry potter
but cloaks are pretty hot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I bet he's got his 'wand' in his hand as he types...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
For "wAnd" read "read".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I get the feeling
I'm speaking a completely different language to you tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I am half German

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
echt?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Acht, neun, zehn?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
welche Hälfte?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Was there "somebody a the door"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
i have no idea what is going on now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
No you don't

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I got my cape caught on my wand!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
you need a shoulder clasp
*clasps shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Gasps at your wizarding shoulder.
And great chest btw.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
it's where I store my treasure

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Secret trez?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
buried deep in the heart of mordor

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I have a couple of eagles who are prepared to make that journey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)
FLY!
My deux ex machina!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Sorry Cavy
Please tell me you are female?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I suppose b3th is too?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)
ALL woman

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)
PROVE IT!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I am that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
heh
My brother once got scared by Grotbags at a garden festival thing after he slagged her off.

he was only 7 so I suppose it's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I hope not.
Rod Hull ugly at a minimum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
deep heat next?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Radox.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
My abs are aching the most, which I can mostly live with
but the whiplashy type neck pain is an arsefuck.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Better than an arse fuck causing whiplash pain?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
this is indeed true.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Mine is mint

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
it has a hole in it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Always.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I think I killed my toilet.
Evenin all, anyone still up?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
meeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)
What ho darlin'
I saw your failed suicide, well done that woman.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Amateur!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
T'was impresive

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
are we baqck to talking about your poo again?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Nope, Deathleap 2011
although I might challenge that name under the trades descriptions act.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
It was only after I sent the video to my mother
that I realised the name might be a bit worrying for her.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)
surely she knew you were jumping
and could deduce from the fact you were sending vidjos that you were alive. Mind you I suppose she must be really quite old....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I phoned her after the jump to let her know I was still alive
and she's not that old. Under 60, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)
wow, she must have spawned young.
I'm trying to imply you're old innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Yessir. My bog is still pooslide alive.
Number 5
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Mine's OK, buit it took 4 flushes
My arsehole decided to become purely decorative while I was away, as soon as I got through the door it remembered what it was good for and I pooed pure neutronium. I thought it wou;ld never flush, but it is finally gone.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Mine was quite active on Sunday morning.
/TMI blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)
I can imagine
Nerves take me a similar way.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Like I said!
Not sure I want to "log out" yet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Great news.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
I thought you'd be glad to know.
I nearly took a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Hullo Cap'n Cavy
how does life treat you and did I miss anything interestinf in the last 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)
nothing of note
but clearly you did - I mean a poo that big?!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)
It. was. massive.
I was afeared.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)
well done for getting over such an obstruction

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
I thought my ring would split at first
but now I feel a good stone lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:38, Reply)
You love it you hoor.
I think it's beddybyes time now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)
b3th's the hoor round 'ere!
nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)
But what about
Cinema or film?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
it doesn't exist

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
boobies.
bedtime for me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:36, Reply)
sleep ye well

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Durty pillows
Night night all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Hello, I'm back
We were shit, and the bank is torturing me.

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)

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