Domiciled in Luton, employed in Slough, dunderhead.
I'll also have you know that my human interaction skills are nowhere near rudimentary, that is a far off aspiration.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I might keep our series of emails as proof that a resident of Luton entered into a succession of gentlemen's agreements
Future generations will never believe it otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'd find something better to do with your life mate.
OK, who is going to win the next test?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Hahaha
No-one, it's going to be a draw. Unless the selectors are smart enough to retain Bresnan as part of a five-man attack, at Morgan's expense if Trott is fit. Sehwag is going to batter the ball into Aston, barring bowler-friendly conditions or an exceptional showing by our seamers (not unlikely) I predict a high-scoring draw.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Do you give motivational speeches ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I do as it happens.
In Luton, I am looked up to as a god.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I just imagined you quietly sobbing at the lectern whilst trying to be upbeat about everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)