Morning
after what was a nice day yesterday it has fucked it down with rain hard, all night here. How's the weather there?

Have you seen some of the dickheads posting in here?
www.b3ta.com/questions/consumption/post1305958
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:46, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Extremely muggy, but very humid at the same time
Not enjoyable walking weather.

In other news, I'm hungry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

It was beautiful when I woke up and started raining as I left for work
This effect is known as "Britain"

I got too depressed reading the nonsense in that link about halfway down and had to stop. One thing I have to say is that whilst I've no doubt doing a PhD does saddle one with immense debt, having a baby at 15 basically ensures you'll be poor until you're 33.

Enjoyed your croissant moment at the end :-) congrats to you both on the new jobs btw, can't remember if I've said so as yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

it was too croissanty and didn't add anything
so I edited ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

And now my post looks stupid.
Thanks, mate. Thanks a fucking bunch.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

haha
you are more than welcome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I don't need your help to look daft
Redirect your energies elsewhere. Monty, for example, is incapable of looking dumb on his own... Hang about

Monty AA

AA Ape

Ape Bobby

Fucking hell, this is difficult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

you're all as bad as each other

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Thank you for clarifying
My post was obviously too subtle on its own
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Now that'zs going too far, Bobby? Really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Next name to roll off the rank in my coffee-deprived brain mate
It could have been worse. Much worse. You know whereof I speak.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

My mate gets £1800 a month to do his PhD.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I've been rich and poor and it's all a bag of shite unless you're happy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

very true
I find the whinging and overreacting annoying though and it makes me think that the people who complain about 'benefit scroungers' are bitter and jealous that they can't do the same. Which is stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Agreed
Any one of us could end up unemployed or incapacitated tomorrow, it's not a state of affairs to aspire to.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

The weather in Luton and Slough is Pissing down with chances of pissing down later.
The humidity is giving it 110% too. So it must be getting ready for my stay at home hols next week.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Hang about
You live in Luton/or Slough? Where did you learn rudimentary keyboard skills and human interaction?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Domiciled in Luton, employed in Slough, dunderhead.
I'll also have you know that my human interaction skills are nowhere near rudimentary, that is a far off aspiration.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I might keep our series of emails as proof that a resident of Luton entered into a succession of gentlemen's agreements
Future generations will never believe it otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'd find something better to do with your life mate.
OK, who is going to win the next test?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Hahaha
No-one, it's going to be a draw. Unless the selectors are smart enough to retain Bresnan as part of a five-man attack, at Morgan's expense if Trott is fit. Sehwag is going to batter the ball into Aston, barring bowler-friendly conditions or an exceptional showing by our seamers (not unlikely) I predict a high-scoring draw.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Do you give motivational speeches ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I do as it happens.
In Luton, I am looked up to as a god.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I just imagined you quietly sobbing at the lectern whilst trying to be upbeat about everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

His lolwaki dancing boss

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I find humidity odd
to me 100% humidity should mean you are immersed in water
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I thought that, but it is relative.
I must have nodded off the day we did this at school.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

yet again
I notice a gap in my education. I definitely went to school, and attended almost all lessons. I am left with a distinct feeling that no one ever actually taught me anything though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I have a few gaps that I find imposible to fill.
There are 1760 yards in a mile, 63360 inches in a mile. I'll be fucked if I can remember how many feet in a mile though. I was away on the day they did it at school. I know its 5000 odd but I can't remember exactly.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

3 ft in a yard = 1760 * 3 = 5280?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I know how to work it out.
The other numbers are already there for ready access, but I have to work out the feet to miles one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It means that the air contains as much water vapour as possible relative to it's temperature

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

much obliged
hang on, how can you have more than 100% then?

or can't you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I dont think you can
Any more and has to rain?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

that way you'd get rain just appearing around you though
rather than from clouds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I dunno rite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Nope
Clouds are also liquid water - they're just formed from much smaller droplets. Raindrops are basically just cloud droplets that got too damn big for their own good and fell out of the sky.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Depends on your units
If you're in units of "percentage relative humidity," (%RH) then yes, water should be condensing in the atmosphere around you at 100%RH and forming fog or clouds. At this point, the air holds as much water vapour as it can before the water is forced to condense out.

So I would have thought that, upwards of 100%RH (if those are indeed your units) you should see some sort of mist around you. Unless, of course, your sources have got the air and/or dewpoint temperature wrong. Or you're working in some other funny unit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Driving back from Bradford yesterday was a "touch" scary
in that I couldn't see the M62 for the rain and had to fix on the red lights in front of me to avoid firey, twisty death.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Karmic payback for boffing Bella behind the missus' back innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Huh?
Is that where she rolls?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Very good
Your pretence at ignorance is fooling no-one, infidel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Haha!
I was going to gaz BGB and pop to Todmorden but my 1 hour meeting took 4
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

My god man!
Are there no depths to your depravity?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Bitches be trippin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

After which you pounce, pinning them down and having your way with them

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Best of all the deaths
Morning Sporters
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Morning Shark/Ape hybrid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I'm considering some robot in there as well...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

A good plan
I'm in a cracking mood today. Two potentially massive issues at work have magically resolved themselves and I have coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Mega Space Shark vs Giant Robot Ape?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Pissing it down here.
That Australian girl with the fake bomb has big boobs.
The mail www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021874/Hoaxed-No-explosives-collar-bomb-chained-Madeleine-Pulver.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

If only it had been a big bomb and fake boobs.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'm liking how all the news sites are using the same photo
but in different ways. Mail, cooor show 'er legs an boobs nice.
bbc www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14398198 Ok boobs, but legs would be too much.
Guardian www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/04/bomb-hoax-sydney-madeleine-pulver JUST THE FACE SHES A CHILD WHOS BEEN THROUGH A TERRIBLE ORDEAL!
Telegraph, www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/8680644/Suspicious-device-attached-to-Sydney-teenager-Madeleine-Pulver-was-part-of-elaborate-hoax.html HI-RES BOOB CLOSE UP!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

that is outstanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

If she was unattractive, no one would care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

The bomb squad would have defused it in 20 mins rather than taking 10 hours.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

"No, I DO need to rest my hands here to steady the bomb"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

There's a picture of three of the cops
talking about her boobs as they left last night here
www.metro.co.uk/news/871308-madeleine-pulver-collar-bomb-attacker-sought-by-australian-police
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

My boss is ex-bomb disposal
This fact brought to you by RandomFacts Ltd.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

guy on the left is clearly doing a massive boob gesture

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

He's probably been wanting to do it for ten hours.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

They are a rather impressive pair.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

About time your daily routine of "Google breasts" came in handy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Best of all the googles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

The Telegraph is a filthy paper.
If it can put a pretty girl in a picture it will, and there is always some salacious story on page 3.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Sex truly is the greatest social leveller there is.
Even I have turked more than a few commoners in my time. I know – shocking, isn’t it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

It certainly is
Excuse me while I go and twitch some net curtains.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

you are not wrong there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

They might have cushioned the explosion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Like this?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

love it
"he surprised me by blowing himself up"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Ow
that is all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Those Taliban love a bit of anal.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Gives a whole new meaning to blow job...
No? Okay.

*leaves*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

close but no cigar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

You are Bill Clinton AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

When I left my home this morning
there was a lovely cool rain falling. However it’s dying out now and I’ll bet it’s unbearable again within a few hours.

The arse-clenching tedium of a bunch of knobbers Daily Mailing – or Guardianning (just as fucking bad but with added self-righteous wankery) about benefits, student debt etc is something I have little time for at the best of times. Today is not one of the best of times so I’m best off staying out of that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Morning Monts
Explain your sig please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

It's a quote from the classic That's Life clip
where there's a dog that can say 'sausages'. He can also say 'Anthony'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

You are so rock'n'roll
Have a Daily Mash link - edited to something closer to your heart.

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/survey-reveals-most-british-people-should-be-executed-201108044155/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I only saw this yesterday for the first time eva, it's lolarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuZIFvtx228

Poor Mr. Taylor from Barnets lovely ornamental urn, I wonder did it ever recover ...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

‘Whoever did this must be mentally ill’

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

It's the juxtaposition of that statement and the twenty scopers surrounding him which just pays of beautifully

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Just go on and call that Petite chien a cunt
It'll cheer you up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I'm scared that if I start I won't be able to stop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

S'been funny all day.
Been feeling like it's about to rain, but not actually raining.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)