When I left my home this morning
there was a lovely cool rain falling. However it’s dying out now and I’ll bet it’s unbearable again within a few hours.

The arse-clenching tedium of a bunch of knobbers Daily Mailing – or Guardianning (just as fucking bad but with added self-righteous wankery) about benefits, student debt etc is something I have little time for at the best of times. Today is not one of the best of times so I’m best off staying out of that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning Monts
Explain your sig please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

It's a quote from the classic That's Life clip
where there's a dog that can say 'sausages'. He can also say 'Anthony'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

You are so rock'n'roll
Have a Daily Mash link - edited to something closer to your heart.

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/survey-reveals-most-british-people-should-be-executed-201108044155/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I only saw this yesterday for the first time eva, it's lolarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuZIFvtx228

Poor Mr. Taylor from Barnets lovely ornamental urn, I wonder did it ever recover ...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

‘Whoever did this must be mentally ill’

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

It's the juxtaposition of that statement and the twenty scopers surrounding him which just pays of beautifully

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Just go on and call that Petite chien a cunt
It'll cheer you up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I'm scared that if I start I won't be able to stop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)