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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my friend's brother had exactly thisabout 400 americans at a massive golf club society type place in maryland. just before the speeches, he was taken to one side and warned that they were pretty conservative and easily offended. his speech as drafted began:
"it's traditional that the best man's speech should last as long as the groom will last in bed tonight. so - cheers [sit down]".
it got less and less suitable the more he went through his notes. he ended up thanking everyone for coming and sitting back down...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:49,
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Everybody was really worried that I would be telling inappropriate stories and so on. The groom and I have a very similar sense of humour, the only difference being that I have a better sense of when to stop.
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