I've always thought, the thing to do with a dog, is to punch it.
A dog is at foot level, so if you kick it, it's less effort than bending over and punching it in the face. Unless you're already sitting down, then you've it's more effort to stand up and kick it. You want to do the one that is more effort for maximum shock value, an you want to make sure the dog gets apropriate air, it's double good if it hits the wall with it's back and falls down limp on the first go.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)