Have you been using the riots
as a cover for any nefarious shenanigans of your own? My neighbour's baby is really pissing me off with its nocturnal howling, so am thinking of throwing a bin through her window, followed by molotov cocktail. Unfortunately I live in VERY rural Sussex. I shall have to pay the instruction manual above close heed.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes.
I am now the proud owner of 15 x 40" plasma tellies*.


*no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Your song of the day link
lead me to an old favourite by the Ruthless Rap Assassins - Mellow. Weird bossa-nova'ish confection but takes me back to happier times.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Irritatingly I now have to leave so I cannot enjoy your entertaining ways.
RAVE SAFE, BARA.


L80RZ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Likewise, child and wife
require my services.

* non-sexual.

Natch too late
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)