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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SORRY BGB
and sorry if this has bindun.

but WTF???

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(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:00, 165 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
What. The. Fuck?
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Someone nicked a printer last night then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
People are calling them mindless.
They're not, they're very switched on and know what they're doing. They're cunts, utter cunts, but (unfortunately) they're not mindless.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
they should be made mindless
now, where's my lobotomy kit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I shall maintain this PoV until someone employs it;
AT-ATs stalking the streets of London with water cannons. Daleks firing rubber bullets patrolling the areas they can't reach. I guarantee everyone would be either too awestruck or injured to riot within an hour.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Add in Cavey's Larp Army
and you have a definite win.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Oooh, good idea
Maybe ensure their foam weapons are bathed in Basilisk venom first for the surprise factor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

basilisk venom cement.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Difficult to wield effectively though
This reminds me of a discussion I had with Ms Foxtrot's little brother last night. He's gone off Star Wars because it's "unrealistic" and was enthusing about Hellboy. Unable to let it go, I opined that possibly lightsabres were no less realistic than a massive red demon with a giant stone hand, he told me in no uncertain terms that said giant stone hand would be easier to make and operate IN REAL LIFE than a lightsabre.

Kids today.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Kid's got a point.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
It would be more the surprise factor than and hope of them being effective in Combat.
How old is he?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Eleven
I taught him about Star Wars when he was five and enjoyed it enormously. Now it's "childish", apparently. And, since he discovered LOTR, not violent enough. He's on the cusp of becoming that annoying breed of child who knows they're right at all times in the face of every conceivable form of evidence to the contrary.

Or "FreeFair", as once we knew him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Whatever happened to that little scrote?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
He mysteriously disappeared at about the same time as The Luggage published an extensive and worryingly-detailed account of Monty sodomising him
That was almost too much for me to stomach; I'm not surprised that he fucked off. He was either so appalled as to seek refuge in the loving arms of mumsnet or so confusedly aroused by it that he hasn't stopped wanking yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
wrong actually
He was sodomising Monty as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

recall replay in fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
yup, look forward to at least 10 years of it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
He's gone off Doctor Who as well
I don't really think there's much point in allowing him to live
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I'd draw the fucking line right there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I know, right?
If he brings my LOTR DVDs back with a similarly unimpressed shrug I might just load him into the trebuchet and aim for Derby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
*sobs*
"Leave Monty's boyfriend aloooone. You're KILLING him!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I've just worked out where I know this from
Have a click, and a suspicious glance and raised eyebrow based on how quickly you recalled that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Would be well worth it though
The look of shock on their face as they get knocked the fuck out by a 'foam' weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
JUst sometimes
you shout a larp magic call and it works. Power of suggestion innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I'm just imagining a Phalanx of you lot charging the looters
I reckon if you kept you nerve they'd break and run from sheer WFT confusion and fear.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
You can't charge in a Phalanx
EDIT: also, what, pray tell, is WFT confusion? Witless Fucking Thieves?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
you're thinking of a phalus

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I think I can say with some certainty that you're more likely to be thinking of a phalLus than I
Regardless of when I say it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I think running at them waving your willies would definitely work.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I think you could, with sufficient discipline

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I have never met a group of LARPers who cared more, en masse, for discipline than beer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
My secret shame!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
how many have you met?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Fucking masses
I was a LARPer during my first year of Uni and even after losing all enthusiasm, remained friends with the rest of them for some good time afterwards.

You and our mutual acquaintance are the only ones left now, mind.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
one day I'll have to try and get you to go to The Gathering
with us
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I've been tempted in the past. You know, for the chicks.
Unfortunately it clashes with InFest. Doesn't it? Still on Bank Holiday weekend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
yeah
although there is also The Great Edrejan Fayre (June bank holiday) and the moots (one was last weekend the other was sometime in May)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Bear in mind that you're the only LARPers I know now
You'd have to hang out with me ALL WEEKEND. Think about that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I'd dump you in the healers guild tent and make them look after you
Our mutual friend would be there, too, she's in the same faction (and worships the same ancestor) as my group
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
we do more of an 'offensive blob'
approach to military formation
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Yeah, but only once a month.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Very good
But you're assuming they're Menstrual Psychos. Cavy might have meant Bernard Manning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
POIDH

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
actually did happen the other way round once
There was a troup of scouts and we walked past in all our kit - growled at the kids a bit to entertain them. Turns out their scout leader was a larper once. He shouts "BY MY POWER I STRIKE YOU DOWN!" and we all just collapsed.

Stupid thing is, that call should only affect the targeted person !!11!!one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I actually would have loved to take part in something like that
The most off-putting part of LARPing for me was always taking any of it remotely seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
pff!
Like I've ever taken anything seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
^this
I love dressing up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
well
I may be trying to muster up a crew for firefly larp soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Bagsie being one of those evil zombie type alien things.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Reavers
Technically not zombies and definitely not aliens.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Yes but you knew what I meant.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I did
I just thought a mild admonishing from me would likely be easier on you that the Comrade's inbound pedantry diatribe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
The Comrade is never easy on me.
I quite like it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Reavers?
There ain't none of them in mah crew, missy!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Bagsy Jayne.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)
doesn't work like that, silly
it's set in the world, not with the characters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Fine
Then I'll be a big guy called Jeyne with a guy called Vira.

You just don't want me to play, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)
oh you could
but there is a special level of piss taken from people who are just clones of film/tv characters (see also people who play legolas or jack sparrow)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)
How about if I tried to be Captain Jack
in Firefly, that'd be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)
um...perhaps
if you used a different name....and costume :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I recommend Zardoz for both

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)
OK, you'd get some kudos
for just wearing red pants all weekend. Also hypothermia and sunstroke. Best combination ever
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)
and I've done this more than an adult should admit to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2tLKjeOstg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
There is no shame in this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
but wiv sword, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
nope
this is usually when we're packing up or in a pub or something. Someone says "woah!" to something someone else said. If the call is taken up it usually escalates into something of the above. We're so cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Yes, yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I'm going to read that as not being sarcastic at all

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Yes, yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)
A bit like this?
www.b3ta.com/board/10503243
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
FUCKING WORK FIREWALL

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Oh man, you would have loved it and all...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
considering it talks about demos rather than looting
I would suggest it doesn't specifically refer to this week. They are, however, still cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This was my thought
But then I am a Pinko Lefty Looter Lover, so I'd likely have been wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Your Pinko views serve you well.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
We shall see.
Maybe when the lumpenproletariat come to burn down New Cross they will spare me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
wave a red flag and
sing a medley of songs from les miserable
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Show them you underpants.
You know which ones I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I have 3 totally different Pairs now
And a T-shirt that is way too small, I' gonna use that as a back patch I think, just not sure which jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Unlikely.
I am going home in a minute coz Lewisham is so rough. *riotlols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Well it makes sense.
Even if I don't agree with it.

And regarding your sig. Have you seen Kate Moss recently?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
looks who you are talking to
hot is synonymous with rich and annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I agree with it.
If your goal is not to get jailed.

Seems the only sensible course of action to me. They are clever; these jobless, uneducated looters.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Not really
or they'd bee looking Knightsbridge and not fucking Lewisham.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Fair point.
It's just "horse play" really.

If they really wanted to do some damage they could have done a lot more damage based purely on the (small) number of police around yesterday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This too.
The casualty figures are quite low for a 'proper' riot.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Damage to property = substantial
and expensive though.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:47, Reply)
yeah, but it's not like they are really trying, is is?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I'm looking pretty Knightsbridge today if I say so myself

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Hold up, I'm just hitching up me Harrods

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
That was my point
Rswipe was talking about killing to look like Moss. I just pointed out that since she'd need to make herself much worse looking it wasn't really the challenge she thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I've seen that before, it's the same list of instructions that was given to those studenty demonstration types

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
it's probably been shopped so it says Tottenham

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Quite clearly to stop this madness
Katy Price needs to make an announcement that she'll sleep with every looter who turns themself in, or even just stops looting.

Then Jeremy Kyle needs to have them on his show to explore their deepseated social angst
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Looting started in Brighton now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/14459263
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Can one throw projectiles with limp wrists?
That should be easy to solve, just get all the cinemas to do a Sex and the City marathon with free admission and 2-for-1 Woo Woo's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I assume that is rhetorical
as you are the man to know. or Crow I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I didn't look at that at first
it's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)
good grief
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14458424

they all need bitch slapping. hard
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Fucking hell.
They need their vaginas doused with liquid nitrogen then smashed with hammers and the cunty remnants flung into the channel with trebuchets.
It could act as a deterrent.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I caught that on the radio
it should be pointed out that any "political" aspect ent out of the window when they started to nick stuff... I am all up for a good demo and had no compunction about kicking off with the old bill for a proper cause, but burning small shops and ruining family businesses isnt a good cause its just people being cunts.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)
my view exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Hang on Bonzodog,
are you advocating politically motivated demonstrations? The great unwashed would be better served enjoying their televisons and gorging on nice, hot ready-meals than waving placards, I would suggest. Or is that awfullys snobbish of me?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)
a little bit, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Tsk.
Happybara disapproves. There needs to be more cap-doffing less grumbling amongst the chattering classes.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I'm prepared to bet one of two things
a) the word "tottenham" is photoshopped on that or b) it's just a reprint of a previous notice. If you read it, it's about not being identified in general protest stuff, not while looting.

And even if it's not, it's hardly like writing a guide to not getting nicked is somehow more reprehensible than robbing shit in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I concur

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)
As do I.
It's all pretty common sense stuff anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Reprint
I think this is the original
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)
KP does NOT approve, y'all!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)
*changes plans for the evening*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Are you coming over?
I won't be home, going to see my friend and his husband.
You can hang with my roommate though if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)
No I was gonna do some looting.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)
NOT OF KATIES PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW WILL SHE GIVE ME A JOB!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)
someone will need to clear up the mess.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I'm going to punch you in your gizzard

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:44, Reply)
You must have long arms.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)
they occasionally scrape the ground

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is an excellent threat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:27, Reply)
It is.
Gizzard = "a modified muscular pouch behind the stomach in the alimentary canal." I think I may be growing one of those. Or it could be just be a beer belly...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)

you big gaylord
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:37, Reply)
haters gonna hate

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I've been to Morrisons this afternoon
and I'm now about ready to start smashing shit up myself. Every fucking dawdling, shuffling coffin dodger in a five mile radius was visiting there today. Yes, including me, thank you very much.

Is it pension day or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Of all the posters here, you are the person most likely to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Or Barry the thieving toerag

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Hahaha so true
So what brings you to Londinium in a couple of weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Catching up with my friend and his missus who moved up last year.
Plus shoehorning in some quick visits to other mates. I have booked my train ticket today and have to change three times! proper gay.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)
That's rather poor.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:37, Reply)
It's that or direct then 50 mins on the tube.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Eff that. The tube is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)
So are you
difference thousands of people don't ride you every day.


Oh, hang on.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)
YES THEY DO SO HA!


Oh, hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)
from bristol?
you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Parkway to Streatham - on the 20th, go for it,.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)
wouldn't temple meads be easier
/guessing now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)
no no no, you're the expert.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)
tetchy tetchy
I didn't realise you needed to be so specific to which bit of London. I mean, it's not like it's a big place or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:58, Reply)
I'm not tetchy anymore, Vipros just pissed me off that's all
You are proper village sometimes! London is horribly big.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)
yeah, I know
I lived in London for a chunk of 98/99 yet I still can't get how big it is. Mainly because I spent most of that time in a small darkroom underground on fleet street or a small dark room not underground in Bounds Green.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)
You are gizmo
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:04, Reply)
aint you seen gremlins?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)
yeah
but I don't know how it's relevant
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:11, Reply)

locked away in a big scary city - fuck off! it's been a stressful day.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:15, Reply)
Oh OK, I see
I thought I was the one being dim, here, I've not seen the film in years
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:17, Reply)
"Deputy Assistant Commissioner Stephen Kavanagh
said the use of plastic bullets - never before fired to deal with riots in England - would be "considered carefully" in the event of further disorder." Silly tart. We need flame-throwers for these embryonic Tim Westwoods.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)
BARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dear fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)
He's no Wet Ham Man.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)
*pours out some Henny*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Monty!
Cue blurry focus; Cue Karen Carpenter singing about birds suddenly appearing; Cue slow-motion running through cornfields, arms outstretched!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Cue one of them moving slower than the other
because of abnormally short thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Ooh, harsh.
They may be short but they're packed with fast-twitch muscle, dear. They go like steam-powered pistons!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Have you been using the riots
as a cover for any nefarious shenanigans of your own? My neighbour's baby is really pissing me off with its nocturnal howling, so am thinking of throwing a bin through her window, followed by molotov cocktail. Unfortunately I live in VERY rural Sussex. I shall have to pay the instruction manual above close heed.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Yes.
I am now the proud owner of 15 x 40" plasma tellies*.


*no
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Your song of the day link
lead me to an old favourite by the Ruthless Rap Assassins - Mellow. Weird bossa-nova'ish confection but takes me back to happier times.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Irritatingly I now have to leave so I cannot enjoy your entertaining ways.
RAVE SAFE, BARA.


L80RZ
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Likewise, child and wife
require my services.

* non-sexual.

Natch too late
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)
They should leave a lorry load of pogo sticks near the rioters
Nobody can resist the lure of a go on a pogo stick, and in two minutes they'd be on the floor with broken elbows and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)
or lolo balls

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:18, Reply)
gatiss just tweeted they had to stop shooting sherlock due to looters
Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)
do you tweet?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:35, Reply)

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