AN eerie silence filled the streets of Milton Keynes tonight as thousands of people waited for the rumoured rioting to begin that's what Milton Keynes is like at night.

Many had spent the day at their computers where online myths abounded about where and when the violence was erupting pretending to be third-level paladins, wanking and dribbling Pot Noodles down their George at Asda 'jim-jams', in what locals are already calling 'normal Tuesday'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't wear jim jams.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

OK, 'mankinis', sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Cor!
Steady on, it's only 10 o'clock
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I've forgotten who you are.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Now call him a bluenamer
There is No Greater Insult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

"I've forgotten who you are." is not an attempt at an insult.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I assumed incorrectly
My apologies. It seemed dismissive, somehow.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

There is.
'Darth Foxtrot', for example.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Brilliant
You're on great form today. I assume you had a late night looking for things to steal.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I was up 'til 4 thinking of that genius retort.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

You've gone unnioticed in all the footage I've seen so far
Pretty much all the looters seem to be wearing very loose-fitting trousers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Or "second campest guy on the weakest link"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I was just grateful there was a 1st

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)