He's exactly the sort of waiter I'd want.
Looking at me disparagingly down his nose as he mentally reminds himself that he'll only have to be doing this until he gets through university.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Same here.
I want dinner, not a friend, you oleaginous gallic wankstain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I am never letting you eat in my restaurant.

( wanderlust, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Does anyone know a reputable euphemism-ometer repair man?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I'm going to leave now.

( wanderlust, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'd want all my waiters to be like the maitre d' in The Blue Brothers
Mr. Fabulous I believe
( Peej, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)