Paul McCaffrey.
I've known him since we were about 13 and part of his act is about a cruel lie I made up about him in 1991 which still causes him trouble today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not going
Elaborate

(I'm actually going to take this recommendation seriously as I'm a huge ran of the writings of your friend Andy Zaltzman)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

what, Monty knows Zaltzman?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I do indeed.
He's a lovely chap. Used to work with an ex of mine. I've enjoyed some cracking dinners at his house in Brixton. Not seen him for some time, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I told everyone that he I found him crying at a rave when Everybody's Free by Rozalla was playing.
Crying, with his hands in the air. This was and still is completely untrue in any way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

That's disappointingly rape- and child abuse-free

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

alright albert fish!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)