Well, she might do.
Personally I think all rings are blessed with their own unique tang but the balance of opinion on these boards suggests that my wife has a swampy crack. I really don't know. Being a monogamous sort I haven't been near another anus with my nostrils flared for more than a decade. Perhaps times have changed.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Your turn of phrase is simply marvellous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

You're far too kind,
as Jay-Z once said. I had the benefit of an expensive education. Utterly wasted of course. At the risk of turning this into a mutual appreciation and nuzzling session, you too have been gifted with the gab.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)