Sorry Gonz
I'm not leaving the house for anyone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just on the off chance, do you have a fizzy slush puppy machine at home?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:26, Reply)

£5.93 p/h?!
I just looked it up. How on earth can you live on that? Amberl, you must be worth more, surely.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

No money on accommodation and food
and it was just for one day.

And apparantly I'm not worth more than that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Well, you are dammit.
I'll not have a fellow B3tan wallow in squalid poverty! What are your talents and ambitions?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Well used to be law
but can't do that now. Hoping to find something interesting. I'm a good speaker, and overly-literate.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)

What happened to the law?

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)

She fought it.
Unfortunately it won.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Guess her
race is run then.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You need a 2i
I got a 2ii
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Civil service require a 2:2
I know this because I failed to get in. You're a damned sight more intelligent than I am. Look into it.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

This is a very good idea
applications open in September. I suspect my C.V. is far too empty, but if I got something in the next couple of weeks I might be able to stick it on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Oh, God.
Who am I kidding! I can barely keep my small family in freshly laundered underwear and street-grade cannabis. Amberl, you must find your own sweet path. Are you at least in an agreeable part of Bristol? Clifton or one of the smarter bits of Redlands perhaps? You're not ensconced in some dingy hovel in St. Pauls or anything, surely...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)

It's not a very nice area of Bristol (about ten minutes from Shirehampton in Clifton direction I think)
but it's a very nice house.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Would you like to move in with me? That'll be cool.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I can't pay rent
which is why I am living in Bristol not London :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You can stay in my sitting room for the next fortnight if that would help?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Thank you :)
but I wouldn't impose. I'm crossing my fingers that some of the applications I've made actually reply and offer me even standard work experience to build up my C.V.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Oh man, there is no replie to this that doesn't sound seedy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)