Thanks for that!
The little blighter was anightmare Friday and Saturday night, but was perfect last night so i've forgiven her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

There's meant ot be an element of "feel your pain" in the above
Still seems slightly odd that this level of knackered is something I'll never experience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You never know matey, you never know
unless you have your tubes tied or this is reference to being an utter bender
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I've got more chance of impregnating you mate
Not scientifically, perhaps, but you're more likely to agree to undergo complex experimental surgery a la Arnold Schwarzenegger in Junior to allow you to bear the bastard fruit of our combined loins than Ms Foxtrot is to being a Mum.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

What I'm saying is mistakes happen
johnnies split, coils break, pills are forgotten...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

She's still got to agree to be a Mum though
If I accidentally got her up the duff she'd be terminating the pregnancy like another of Arnold Schwarzengger's roles, a slightly more famous one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)