I think Hot Chocolate put it best in their pop smash of the same name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That synaesthesia started with a kiss?
You peculiar man. And following that gaz you sent me, I have googled all the woodwind stockists I could find, but cannot trace a pink oboe, so your kind offer of 'lessons' will have to wait.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hairy bagpipes it is, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

or the brown trombone.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Pink Triangle Championships

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

How are they on stock of skin flutes?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

They have plenty - they're on your right as you go in, next to the spunk trumpets.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Brimming.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Rimming.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)