So have you ever sighted Piston?
You know having a wank in the toilets, terrifying co-workers with his crippling social awkardness, that sortof stuff ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

rory, you know how much i love you
but this... kind of sounds like you WANT to see piston having a tug in the toilets!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Who wouldn't?
One hand to steady himself up against the partition, the other tugging away at his little sailor, gurning with the effort of making as little noise as possible for fear of being rumbled as the company BOGWANKER
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

crikey
i can see your irish heritage has gifted you with the bequest of lyrical language!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Once or twice.
He's not known for wanking in bogs though.

Although there is a rumour one of the fattest women I've ever seen stuck a coke bottle up her minge, took a photo and sent it to one of our engineers whilst in the bog.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Christ, two Colins inhabiting the same arena. You should have a nerd off ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Piston would win.
Not that shit like that FUCKING MATTERS, YOU DULL PRICK.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)