You've got a good memory, I didn't even mention that she's coeliac
Serious answer (feel free to skip) - luckily she's a very good cook and has mastered making tofu and cabbage taste of food. I'm not even kidding.

Obvious joke answer - COCK LOLOLOLOLOL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That's a bland diet.
She must fart like a goodun'.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That's not ALL she eats!
I was using them as an example of her cooking prowess. Anyone can make mushrooms taste good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Fuck mushrooms.
Seriously. There is nothing right about something that is kept in the dark and fed on shite.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Poor Elizabeth Fritzl :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Arf!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)