What's good to do for lunch?
By the way, my mum really isn't.

Alt: fuck off you knob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:38, 132 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Get a steak, red onion and garlic butter sandwich.
They are wonderful. Or, cook something at home, bring that in, and warm it for a couple of minutes in the microwave.

Alt: No, you fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Alt: no, YOU fuck off - you fucking knob.
Oh yeah, I zinged ya.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Have what I'm having
small cup of french onion soup with pieces of chicken cut into it and black pepper
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I love French Onion soup, especially with a lump of brie in it, and a dash of brandy.
Best of all if you cut out the soup and brie and just have some NOMMY BREANDEH, of course...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Naturally
sadly I don't have any brandy, or any brie for that matter. I'm off the cheese
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I'd rather die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

With your height and willowy figure*
you have that enviable choice.

*no apologies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

SOUP
I have a real hankering for soup today.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

chicken thighs in a tomato sauce with onions, garlic, chorizo, sweetcorn, and mash

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

HOLY SHIT, I <3 FARRINGDON EVEN MOE AND MORE
www.londonburrito.com/daddy_donkey.php
'daddy d' - steak - mild salasa - gwackamoly

With a skinny caramel frapachino thinggy
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

www.daddydonkey.co.uk/goto/our-food
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

There's an American bar on Broadway Market that does suuuuperb burritos.
They're about £8 though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Continuing my current theme,
what's this place called and does it cater for vegematarians?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I didn't know you were a vegiterian, how comes?

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

He's bent?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'm not sir
But the missus is, and as our forthcoming stay in London is for her birthday, am not keen to drag her into any restaurants where she won't be able to eat anything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Oh'ok, that's fair enough, I didn't mean that in a bad way, just curiosity.... I can happily cook a meat-free meal and have everyone enjoy it....
... I guess because a lot of people say "OMG YOUR VEGITERIAN, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!??!" when they don't realise there are many reasons for someone to become veggy, and if that's their lifestyle choice, then that's fine. I am genuinly curious about people's eating habits, not all the time, but sometimes there is a fasinating story involved. In the same way I wouldn't real-life diss someone 'cus they're gay or black or muslim or whatever; I wouldn't do so for their food choices... it's a stupid thing to define someone negativly as.

I reckon you should ask Rachael Swipe, she's mostly veggy and could give you a name of some nice places. Or, alternativly, I can cook something for you lot =), I'm actually serious, it'll be fun, and if I get to have an affair between the second and third courses, all the better.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Mostly veggie?
= fussy eater.
Shit or get off the pot 'Swipe
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

You obviously think my sexual affections can be bought by a decent meal
Well done, you're quite right. The whole visiting B3tans thing is still to be floated with the missus. She's rather shy so might not want to, but I greatly appreciate the offer :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Oh gosh darn it, I ment with your misses. Or a threesome. Yeah', I don't mind a threesome with you two, the ratios would be OK.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You're on
Very important question; how tall are you? Ms Foxtrot won't go with anyone shorter than her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

5"7 I think. If that's too short, I can wear ice skates. In fact, I'll wear them anyway.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Way too short I'm afraid
Go with roller skates, she likes them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Kinky.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

gonz gonz gonz
what time do you think you'll be home later?
gonz gonz gonz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I'm not sure, 7ish? How comes?
IS THERE A PUPPY WAITING FOR ME !?!?!?!
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

No gonz
I lost the puppy when it ventured into your office unattended.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Alas Poor Puppy, I not knew him well.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Tayyab's, despite being meat heaven, is excellent for veggies too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

ooh the spiced pumpkin!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I seem to remember you saying that EVERYTHING there is spicier than a quick browse through your gaz history
Unfortunately fiery food is second on Ms Foxtrot's list of no-no's.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Christ, no offence mate
but is she a cardboard licker or what? No meat, no spice, no bread...is there anything she CAN eat?
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

She's actually a robot
Built by foxy as a clever ploy to cover up the whole gay thing. He hasn't mastered the art of fake intestines yet though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

How the fuck those Cylons got the intestines so convincing I will never know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

There was an interesting fan theory that
becoming a cylon was a STD. Makes sense when you think about it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Hmm
I won't go into too many reasons why I doubt this for fear of being spoilerific for those as yet unblessed, but how come there were only 12?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm not sure Ronald D Moore ever explained the restricted number... I mean, why not more?
Although I know why there is a number gap between six and eight.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

You've got a good memory, I didn't even mention that she's coeliac
Serious answer (feel free to skip) - luckily she's a very good cook and has mastered making tofu and cabbage taste of food. I'm not even kidding.

Obvious joke answer - COCK LOLOLOLOLOL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

That's a bland diet.
She must fart like a goodun'.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That's not ALL she eats!
I was using them as an example of her cooking prowess. Anyone can make mushrooms taste good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Fuck mushrooms.
Seriously. There is nothing right about something that is kept in the dark and fed on shite.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Poor Elizabeth Fritzl :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Arf!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I'm not big on fiery food
but I eat like a starving animal at Tayaabs, as several b3tans can confirm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

It's about 100 yards from my front door
www.viewlondon.co.uk/pubsandbars/off-broadway-review-57349.html

re: veg: probably but I am not sure
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Thank you very much for this
Is there some kind of decontamination area around your house?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I'm afraid not.
It's a gamble you'll just have to take - you might catch 'irresistable charm' off me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

The missus won't like that in a man
As the last nine-and-a-half years can attest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Out in the middle of fucking nowhere then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

No, it's nowhere near your house Noel.
I live one bus stop outside Zone one and ten minutes from the financial hub of western Europe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

So when those FILTHY ARABS decide that crippling America's economic powerbase was only an appetiser
You're fucked.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I suppose I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I'm thinking a liquid lunch
with Ian Bell and Kevin Pietersen providing the entertainment.

Yes, before anyone else says it, these are my friends Ian and Kevin who coincidentally happen to share their names with cricketers. They will be responsible for not only entertainment, but the mineral-rich liquid as well, as they jizz repeatedly down my willing throat.

Click "I like this" if you'd prefer to fill in the blanks yourselves in future.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I like the lack of effort that you providing the jokes provides
but I feel after a while we might come to miss the ability to use our own imaginations.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I figured that catering to the lazy was my likeliest road to CLICK PARADISE
You could always invent a new meme. Ooh, let's do that anyway. Who needs the piss taking out of them?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Meh,
Everyone here has already had the piss taken out of them. We need some new blood Darth. How can we encourage new people to come and post here?

Interesting people mind, not lonely virgins like "the luggage"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Marketing campaign
Maybe put some adshots out during the breaks in Celebrity Big Brother. That's the crowd we're aiming for, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

The tricky part will be getting them to stick around
FreeFair was brilliant entertainment value, but ran away scared by one little incredibly vivid, worryingly detailed gay porn story involving him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Ah, my proudest moment.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You really need to get out more mate
It was awesome, to be fair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I wrote it from my works computer.
And thanks!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

i'm seeing the dude later on
so lunch is hairdo and manicure.

although given how hungover i am, he'll be lucky if i don't yak peanut butter ice cream cocktail all over him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

You're seeing The Dude?
Be sure to mention his new rug.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

CLICK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Greggs turkey and emmental cheese baguette, apple and Haribo.
Alt: No you fuck off.

Not really, I like you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

*doesn't fuck off, then*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Oh please.
I'm sick of you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I find that
sneaking out for a naughty bifter at lunchtime makes the afternoon a lot less shit.

Alt: Ok. Fair comment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I could never do that at work - I'd have such a bad time it would be a waste of pot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I don't advocate doing it all the time
Just every once in a while is nice, particularly if you are hanging from last night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I misread that as "bitter"
and was about to agree wholeheartedly. But I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT advocate the use of drugs in a public forum such as this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

A pint of bitter will do if you have no illegal drugs to hand.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Right you are
Pissed ramblings to follow post-3pm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Lunch drinks on a Friday.
Champion.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

+with cricket
Hell yeah. I'm middle-aged.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I'm sure there is a graph somewhere
That depicts increasing age vs appreciation of Radio 4.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I tried listening to Radio 2 a month or so back
when I realised that everything on Radio 1 sounds exactly the fucking same. It turns out I'm not old enough for Wogan yet. However, I recently found out that there are OTHER RADIO STATIONS apart from those provided by the BBC.

So far they are all shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Absolute Radio is pretty good.
Separation of radio stations by decade is a genius idea.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'm a fussy bastard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

This does not surprise me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I'm affronted

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Planet Rock
is a good station.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

It's my current favourite, certainly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Radio 4 will save your sanity

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Save implies that my sanity cat isn't already well shot of the bag and three streets away
I live with TWO VEGETARIAN GIRLS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Is there a cup involved somewhere?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I've got salad
which is almost, but not quite, the epitome of tedium. I'd rather be having that merguez, hummous and caramelized onion flatbread thing I had the other day.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

How goes the packing?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Nnnnnnngggg it isn't, really
I managed to tidy up most of the horrendous mess I'd made before going to bed, but I'm so tired now I can barely see and I have to be up at 5am tomorrow to catch a train to Edinburgh, where I'm going to a wedding/Fringe.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

If you get me up there and get me nicely caned, I'll pack like a motherfucker.
I am at my most tidy-uppest after a big spliff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Once I get rid of all the crap
it will actually be very organised and tidy. It's just that my method for getting rid of the crap involves tipping everything on to the floor and going through it bit by bit, throwing most of it away and repacking the remainder.
It's not a good method to get distracted halfway through, it really isn't. Anyway, you've been to my flat - albeit briefly - and it wasn't so bad...was it?
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Nah it was fine, but yeah you do have a lot of "stuff"
and I only saw the living room. When I moved we managed to pack and move everything over two days, then unpack and sort everything at the other end. Stopped us getting distracted by shiny things.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Yeah, a good half that 'stuff' has been or will be chucked out
I hang on to too much stuff, out of sentimentality and hoarderdom. When I realise I've only got a couple of days left before I move, I'll go in to absolute overdrive. It'll be fine.*


*may contain traces of trying convince myself it will be fine.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You should come to my house
There is always weed and it is a fucking tip*


*These two facts are in no way related
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

your house sounds like I'd feel at home in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Mess bugs me when I'm smoking, it's weirdly obsessive I'll admit.
I think it's my inner minimalist fighting to get out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

opposite of me
smoking makes me not care
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

If you like being stoned whilst surrounded by books, records and guitars
then it is the place to go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I like nothing better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Sounds like my gaff.
It looks like a shop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I saw this thing yeah', and it was a guy who wanted to propose to his wife.
Over a couple of years, he'd subtaly ask questions, such as "Hahaha, if we were to get married, YEAH RIGHT, AS IF, but, hypotheticly, what kind of cake would you like?" and over the years he built up all the things she wanted. Then, one morning, he proposed to her, and they got married on the same day, which was her perfect wedding from what she was saying before.

I think it's a bit Control Freek(ish) and that planning is part of the whole experiance. But, just so you know, if you _are_ doing that with us in eddingborough tomorow, then I'll still say 'yes, I do'.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Did you see this the other day?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QIsHQfKZ4g
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I got no sound, but I swear to god if patick stewart pointed at them and went "engaged" I'm going to smash shit up big time.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/12899?q=engage+patrick
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Totally and utterly hit the nail on the head there, dear boy.
Million-plus views in seven days.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

AND SHE LOOKS LIKE NANCY FROM HOLLYOAKS

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

That sounds delicious

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

It really was
Café Rouge is surprisingly good for a chain restaurant. It's not really diet food though I must say...
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

That's true
nowhere is diet food though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Diet food isn't so bad, unless you're eating out
but the post diet blow-out will be worth it!
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

This is true
I'm relaxing a bit this weekend because am at a BBQ and don't want to be one of those bastards who brings a bag of carrot pieces, but will stick to just meat.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Meat is not fattening
trufact.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

If that was true
it'd be all I ever ate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

So, the Atkins diet?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

knowing insiders as I do
I can tell you that pretty much all of their food is pre-prepared and microwaved
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I can well believe it
it was still bloody lovely though.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

it sounds it
I just wouldn't eat an evening meal there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

eat sandwiches while staring at a computer screen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

+Whilst frotting yourself silly to a picture of Stephen Fry.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

+ with a damp trout

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Appreciate it mate
If I'm going to be compared to any famous quender, there are worse than Le Fry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

True, but in the man's (paraphrased) words...
He resembles a bucket of custard poured into a binbag.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

bags are packed, my lift is about 40 mins away so for lunch I am now having a mahoosive spliff
and listening to the Drums.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Two's up on that, Bob.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

get your own! hippy!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

my bags are almost packed
my guinea pig still needs antibiotics, yet I am eating pain chocolate and drinking tea. I need a point to point transporter

where are you going?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Chocolate with too much chili?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

london, you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Green Man festival
Off now. Will try and pretend I'm young and hip. SHould be embarrassing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Someone start a new thread, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)