I'd like the power to
suddenly turn my skin and flesh translucent, instantly revealing my bones and organs to suprprised onlookers.

Alt. You wish.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have just realised that this
would necessitate constant nudity on my part... I have no issue with that.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Am I that transparent?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:37, Reply)

badum tch

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Have any of you lot come across the great
Dogslut? He was on Jerry Springer... cut off his own nadgers for kicks. Didn't do a bad job for someone with no formal, medical training. He has his own website. Certainly worth a visit for the terminally bored and world-weary.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

My god man
Have you NO SHAME?!

Link please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:47, Reply)

There we go...
www.bmeworld.com/hormstr3/

Looks like it was Howard Stern not Jerry S. Apols for carrot-dangling to those in firewalled gulags.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Fucking work firewall
My curiosity is all piqued and everything. I appreciate your efforts though, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Firewall. Ugh, so sinister.
Why don't THEY want you to see a man who's cut off his own nuts?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:58, Reply)

That is easily the funniest thing I've said all day
Take that as you will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:47, Reply)