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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Cock flavoured cake. Why don't we have that?
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:55,
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15 years ago)
You do. Although most people call it cheese cake.
Or so I heard anyway. I've never eaten cock.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:59,
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There is a small chance
that I meant to say cake flavoured cock.
What a Freudian slip that was.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:05,
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Cake flavoured cock could result in you having a bun in the oven.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:10,
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or
the taste of frosting in my mouth.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21,
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Ooooh. You (Bakewell) Tart!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21,
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more of a custardy tart.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:47,
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Straight from the custard cannon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:49,
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well, it's no good if it's been sitting around for a while.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:01,
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The Jews have invented a special custard cannon.
It doesn't get skin on it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:02,
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Are you sure it's kosher?
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:20,
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