You're all shit.
Just saying.

lol jk luv u
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:17, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright K to the Dizzle?
I just learned a Joy Division song on bass.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Are Joy Division less shit if you're wired on speed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You fucking what?
Joy Division are absolutely not shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Joy division were so shit
Ian Curtis killed himself rather than live with the shame of being associated with it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I concur
I'm not lol j/k-ing though.
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I hate you

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Alright Kristine?
Please uproot your entire life and move in with me !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I feel like shit
I've had 2 poxy hours sleep, I'm in the middle of a five hour train journey on the way to a wedding where I will most likely not get to bed til 1 or 2am. Sad times.
(berk, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

wichita lineman
Must be one of the greatest songs EVAR.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Clicking' dis
Trufax right here, folks.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

We know Kristine

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

BUNCIE!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'm in London and it's big.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Blimey, to a normal sized person London must appear unbelievably large then.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Fancy a beer later?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Hmmmm, the idea of going for a beer with someone who has repeatedly called me a cunt.
Good job I missed this earlier.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I like this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)

But you are a cunt

( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

You are a cunt though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:37, Reply)

I'm going to the bookies, then the pub, then to football.
Beat that ya shitty Septic.

lol jk/well, not really. I am going to the bookies and the pub and then football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Well I am but I'm not so sure about everyone else.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Let's not make this a competition.
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Because I will win

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

But I have had more practise.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

practise cock
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:02, Reply)

This thread needs moar cake

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

cake cock
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

cock cock AND cake
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Greedy fecker!

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)

cock shaped cake.
with chocolate.

What else does a woman need?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Cock flavoured cake. Why don't we have that?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)

You do. Although most people call it cheese cake.
Or so I heard anyway. I've never eaten cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)

There is a small chance
that I meant to say cake flavoured cock.

What a Freudian slip that was.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Cake flavoured cock could result in you having a bun in the oven.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

or
the taste of frosting in my mouth.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Ooooh. You (Bakewell) Tart!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

more of a custardy tart.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Straight from the custard cannon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)

well, it's no good if it's been sitting around for a while.

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

The Jews have invented a special custard cannon.
It doesn't get skin on it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Are you sure it's kosher?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)

This thread needs moar
unwarranted claims of awesomeness.

I am awesome.
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'm afraid this claim is not covered by your warranty
And you therefore cannot claim any refund or replacement.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Damn right
You're all stuck with me. Foibles and all.
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I love a man with a nice pair of foibles.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I've got at least three

( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Feel free to enumerate them

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:04, Reply)

1. Fear
2. Surprise
3. Ruthless Efficiency
4. An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
5. A nice red uniform
6. A night out with a naval officer
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I'm fucking knackered but there's an item on eBay I'm going to bid on and it don't end til midnight :(
This song and dancing around the front room is keeping me going youtu.be/IxB00bW7cS0
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

*Reads*
My name is Barry and rather than going to a benders club this evening, I'll stay in and watch X Factor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I only go to The Eagle on Sundays.
Cos the music is better than anywhere else I've ever heard/the blokes in there are proper fit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)

That chat-up line you got about looking 14
made me lol. I've always looked about 5 years younger than I am and it pissed me off for years. Feeling the benefit now.
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)

So it was you who tried to nonce up Barry.
it all makes sense now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Tell me what it is so I can snipe you
And then I'll wear it in your presence and lord it over you.

Is it possible to lord with a hat / shoes / pair of skinny jeans?
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XgrJXjgBxQ
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Just back from my afternoon out.
Footy ended 0-0 and my bet with the bookie didn't come in, so the only obvious thing to do is to cook some dinner and makes plans to go out this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Went to barroombar to watch the football
Very trendy crowd, lots of TVs showing the sports channel but no sound.

"Can I get you something to drink?"
"Are you going to put the commentary on when the game starts?"
"Errr... No."
"Then no."

Fuckers. The internet has provided me with passable pictures and Sainsburys has provided me with Old Speckled Hen.

And we're winning!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Against motherfucking Chelski!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:01, Reply)

At Stamfordgrad Bridge!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Didn't you have an equally difficult game last weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Wanna see our new flag?
a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301668_235033079873065_100000991234440_618889_2742875_n.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)

you got pissed up for 1 year in the 19th century?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)

We did
and Shane Long scored in that one too, looking like quite a good buy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Aaaargh!
Fucking results. Stop ruining MOTD for me. Right that's it, I'm off lest I learn anything else.
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

it's not over yet you oaf

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Mong d'un mong
Foster is having a great game.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Lighty.
Are you still enjoying the game?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

not so much now

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Could be worse. You could be an Ipswich fan this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)

thats true
might stay up for the league show just for that
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Sky+ is your friend.
Failing that, I think you can catch it on the iPlayer.

Try staying awake during the 'action' from Ashton Gate this afternoon.... *yawns*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I don't know how I feel about West Brom.
I do not have undying love for Roy Hodgson like most Fulham. In fact I think I may hate him.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:04, Reply)

We're like the Aldi of the premier league
done on the cheap (our 1st 11 cost less than 1/3rd of Fernando Torres) but some of our stuff is better than the premium stores.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)

you're away at Wolves tomorrow I see
feel free to give them a serious tonking.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Not going to happen.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:18, Reply)