Was it your underwear?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This is the ridiculous thing
They nicked a couple of nice tops of Ms Foxtrot's, some of my sleeveless running tops, and left all the knickers!

We're looking for scumbags with no dress sense or sense of style. Thank god we don't live in Liverpool.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

perhaps they left the knickers as they'd already wanked in them in situ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

If their aim was good enough to hit knickers that high off the ground then good luck to them

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

extreme wanking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Coming soon to Channel 5

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

with Bear Gryyyyyylllllllsss

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That man is a fraud
He's not even a real bear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Dr Fox isn't even a real fox.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Which one?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I'm not a doctor Al
Just a fox
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I meant which Doctor Fox
there are at least 2. One of them might actually be a fox.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I prefer the Fantastic Mr, myself
After me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

are there two?
I was thinking of the ex-capital DJ. He's categorically not a fox.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

There is also the defence secretary.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Is Liam Fox a doctor?
He's no more a fox than I am a fruit... could've worded that better...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Oh, of course
he used to be an actual doctor though, didn't he?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Gosh, he was actually an GP
I just assumed he had a PhD in general cuntery.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I can't imagine he would have been a pleasant GP to have.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Dr Dre isn't a real doctor

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

My favourite ever bit of the Mark and Lard show
was when they read out a story about someone going into a record store and asking for the latest release from anus johnson, it went on for a while but ended with the punchline that this person had infact forgotten about Dre and really wanted this song
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Hahaha
That's quite brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)