Pentagon's been evacuated

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So have Kristine's bowels.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

How do you spell that noise of a runny poo? Like thrplsplurpblebarrrrp?
As soon as I saw the rioters coming down my street, went and emptied my bowels then packed most useless collection of items into a badly-packed suitcase you've ever seen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I think you need to think back to (Oooh!) Gary Davis on BBC Radio 1
*Here comes the sloppy bit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

hahaha
According to the BBC website, the earthquake happened at 1.50pm local time.

My money is on it because caused by someone dropping their lunchtime burger.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Or walking across the gym floor.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I think I might puke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

What's next though....
or
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I'm having beer.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Shaken not stirred
Good job Bush has gone - he'd be looking for Middle Eastern conspiritors as we speak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

my mom works near there but phones are down

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)