You know what I don't like.
Those brown shoes that men wear, they look a bit like shoes, and a bit like trainers, but they are neither a trainer nor a shoe and therefore look shit.

What have you noticed other people wearing that you think is shit?

Alt: Evening!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:28, 242 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think it looks ridiculous
when people wear their heart on their sleeve.

The blood dribbles unattractively down their arm.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Uggs and denim all in ones
Alt: Evening Jeff. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I'm all tired and my back is sore Amberl.
How the dickens are you!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:33, Reply)

I'm okay thanks
more rested now and in a better temper. Still taking co-codamol for your back?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:49, Reply)

No.
It wasn't doing me any favours, and I fear that if I kept disguising the pain it would never get better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Oh, god, yes, Uggs.
Looks like they're wearing slippers. Also, Crocs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)

i don't understand their appeal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I love my Ugg boots.
Never wear them outside of home though....
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Your actual 'larger lady' wearing leggings
especially if said 'lady' doesn't accompany them with a top or dress long enough to cover her flabby arse.

Alt: evening yourself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I don't reckon even skinny
people can really get away with that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I saw a woman the other week wearing a short t-shirt and leggings combo.
The leggings were made of such thin material, you could see all her knickers. It was quite unpleasant.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Was she 'of a size'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

her particular size was approximately 'of a baby hippo'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Don't start me off Jeff, please don't start me off.
I'll be here all day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Go for it Barry!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Where to start?
People who wear Superdry
People who wear All Saints
People who wear chinos or jeans with elasticated cuffs
People who wear Vans (they're done to death, think outside the box you bunch of squares)
People who wear expensive clothes and think they're good because they're expensive
People who do their top buttons up on polos/shirts
People who wear waxed Barbour jackets, again, done to death
People who wear Abercrombie and Fitch
People who wear Hollister
People who wear short sleeve shirts with button down collars
People who have massive turn ups on their jeans
People who wear Topman t-shirts with prints on
People who wear fake clothing of any description
Blokes who wear v-neck t-shirts
Blokes that wear vests
Blokes that wear those daft hi-top Nike trainers

There are about a million more, maybe a billion more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:48, Reply)

haha.
Keep going!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:50, Reply)

What on earth is wrong with All Saints?*
*May wear a lot of All Saints
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Never Ever have you ever felt so low....
Eh, Amberl.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:51, Reply)

The fact it's bought by thousands of idiots and lacks any individualism from anything else currently available at that end of the clothing market.
Why would you want to dress similarly to other people?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Because my own style
is like a mong let loose in a wardrobe.

And by definition all big clothing shops lack individualism, at least All Saints does lots of separates
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Yeah but take influences from elsewhere init.
This always gets my goat. Fashion is shit, proper shit, and disposable. The same with 99% of stuff in high street chains. It's about permanently maintaining style, your own one at that. I can't put into words how annoyed I'd be if I saw someone wearing the same thing as me. Once I walked into a pub at Fulham and someone had a similar (not the same) shirt as me and I went home and changed. I definitely take it too far but I can't comprehend why anyone would want to dress like everyone else.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I've never seen anyone in the same clothes as me
but then I don't follow fashion, I just like clothes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Aye following fashion is shit.
Asos is currently winding me up beyond belief with their 'on trend style lookbooks'. Fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I love ebay
style lookbooks and the like annoy me, because just how much effort does it take to match your own clothes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Hoots Mon
There's a mong, loose about this hoose wardrobe!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Agreed with almost all,
but I like my button down collar Oxford shirts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Superdry actually make really nice quality shirts of the sort that I choose to wear anyway (checked)
and my cool retro green coat (technically California Surf CO.), and my awesome leather jacket

I agree with everything else you say though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

i dun like those low cut tops blokes wear all gok-wan'd and shit
and i still ent worked out what the fuck a tregging is
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:38, Reply)

*does that thing where they drag their arse along the floor*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Like a dog with worms...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:40, Reply)

oh my days
my mate nic reads our convos and gets all fucking jelly. she told me so
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Jelly?
I don't think ya ready
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

*does that thing where they drag their arse along the floor*

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)

I fucking howl at this. Still.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)

fuck me we're witty

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)

VERILY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I'm none the wiser either.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)

What the hell?
Agree about the tops, though those stupid flat caps they were always teamed up seem to have died a death, thank fuck.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)

to what bit
if you say YOUR FACE yur ded
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Treggings.
My limited 20th-century brain just can't handle the idea.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)

theyre probably some old shit renamed to look new and edgy
i mean lets be honest here, theyre all strides
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Have they got stirrups?
No? No I don't think they have. I don't know where I'm going with this.
Something to do with trews.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

oh god i was just thinking they looked like those
you mean the ski pants things what hooked under your heeled trotters but if you were pikey youd wear them with flats and theyd drag in the mud and scrap on dog eggs lying about
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Treggings: the latest ironically recycled trend for the twentennies.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Jeans that are both tight AND falling down your arse.
Look mate, you're wearing quite snug jeans, so don't be showing your undies waistband as well.
If you had big baggy Marky Mark jeans on, fair enough, they might fall down, but these just look weird, and they don't flatter your shit shape.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:41, Reply)

They really have fallen down if you can see the shape of their turds.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:41, Reply)

*laughs out loud*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

you quite clearly made this up
how the fuck can they be tight AND falling down this is ridiculous
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I'd imagine you if asked Roota for directions she'd probably say
'Go the long way, it's quicker' and just leave it at that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Nah, I say "It's as broad as it's long so go scenic".

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I hope you'll add something about 'how the crow flies'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)

One fella used to play darts in our place, had a big fancy belt buckle
so CLEARLY he had means of keeping them up, but still we were subjected to trouser belting in BELOW THE BUTTOCK CURVE and also his purple and orange thunderpants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:45, Reply)

What had he been eating to leave orange and purple marks on his skiddies!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)

my strides always fall down
because i have no fucking arse for them to hang on. and people what go oh rose get a belt and sort your life out can get to fuck because i can winch those bastards in all until i create megamuffintop and crinkles but id still have no arse

i dont know where im going with this
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)

NO TO BELTAGE
You're damn right it makes muffin tops.
But this is entirely different. You're not showing all your undie waistband as if we're impressed by a bit of sweatshop sewing and some elastic.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:53, Reply)

theyre fuck all to write home about
a multi-pack of brazilian things from sainsburys. no skids though. and that fucking counts for something dont it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

You're dead fussy about knickers.
I would walk home in last night's knickers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)

lawl i just found our fb postings about our fucking drawers
priceless
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

MARY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Evening you.
I'm so tempted to tell those boys to pull their trousers up. But I'm afraid of getting knifed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Go on, ask them.
I'm sure you'll be fine. There aren't any smackheads in WsM.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)

They're spastics.
They're more likely to invite you to join their collective.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)

coll3tive

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:48, Reply)

This one involves oil drums and macramé

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I may have a new post for coll3ctive soon
about altitudes of chocolate. It's a follow up to the map of inside the earth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Well make sure you include
this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll9Y-RDLHBU

Granted, it isn't as high as Mars or the Milky Way, but it surely has a greater altitude than, say... A Freedo, as frogs can't jump very high can they.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)

nah
I think the lowest one has it's own dungeon - the Domina-twix
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Uggs
there's just no excuse for looking like that much of a twat.

Bizarrely, tennis boy has left some brown shoes of that very description in my living room.
(berk, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)

hahahaha
He probably wants you to throw them away as part of your pack/sorting process.

Either that, or he just wanted to remind you that when he has one of his hissy-fits, the warning signs were there. Albeit in shoe form.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I did spot them when I came in
and thought that they were unusually unstylish for him. Even I wouldn't wear something like them.
(berk, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I occasionally buy a pair of those
because clubs around here think they're high-end London night spots and won't allow you in with trainers on. I'll be fucked if I'm dressing up in black shoes, black trousers and a checked Ben Sherman shirt like Billy Shitkicker and his nobhead mates, so those bridge the gap rather nicely.

smart enough to fool idiotic bouncers and comfortable enough to walk around all night in.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I wouldn't want to drink in a place that cared about my shoes that much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Unavoidable around here unless you go to student pubs

( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Also: People who don't take pride in their clothes fuck me off.
I'm not saying you have to drop £500 in a designer boutique, but those that say 'oh it doesn't matter, they're only clothes' really annoy me. You can say it doesn't matter all you want, but every time you walk past someone anywhere ever, if you're wearing clothes a blind tramp would be ashamed to sleep in, you get judged for it and people take an instant dislike to you. FACT.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

oh :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Did you only spend £499 in a designer boutique Captain?
Schoolboy error.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

yeah, silly me
I spent it all on a t-shirt with some dude's name on it that was made in the same sweat-shop as an ASDA plain t-shirt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I'm wearing a jumper with a crocodile on it right now, I@MJUDGINGYOU

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Thing is it's not even about money, it's just about personal pride with 99% of people.
Not that I'm accusing you of anything. If I got given £60-70 to put an ensemble together it'd be better than what most people wear. It really isn't hard.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

in my brain-space
it occupies only slightly more than domestic things like cooking and tidying. Unless I'm larping. I spend a lot of time on larp costumes. And I suppose I sometimes do make my own clothes. Buying things is a lot of effort and stress to me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)

fuck you we just had a mother fucking earthquake, I'm freaking out

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)

You alright Kristine?
How big was it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Two replies in no time. Both asking more or less the same thing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I'm freaking out. I cannot tell a lie. I'm freaking out.
I don't think we've ever had an earthquake
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

apparently it's a 5.8
that's pretty big I think
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14634730
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Ooh. So it is a proper earth quake and everything.
That is scary.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

You said a while back that one of your neighbours has a swimming pool.
*Concerned that there might be a local tsunami*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't just a delayed orgasm after all the sex you've been having?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

oh you're funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

You in Washington?
It stopped now?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

if it hasn't
the internet it possibly not the place she should be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

haha it has stopped, but fuck me that was scary
we don't get earthquakes, it covered about a 100 mile radius as far as I can tell
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)

woah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Pentagon's been evacuated

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

So have Kristine's bowels.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

How do you spell that noise of a runny poo? Like thrplsplurpblebarrrrp?
As soon as I saw the rioters coming down my street, went and emptied my bowels then packed most useless collection of items into a badly-packed suitcase you've ever seen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I think you need to think back to (Oooh!) Gary Davis on BBC Radio 1
*Here comes the sloppy bit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

hahaha
According to the BBC website, the earthquake happened at 1.50pm local time.

My money is on it because caused by someone dropping their lunchtime burger.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Or walking across the gym floor.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I think I might puke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

What's next though....
or
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I'm having beer.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Shaken not stirred
Good job Bush has gone - he'd be looking for Middle Eastern conspiritors as we speak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

my mom works near there but phones are down

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

holy shit i had a dream about an earthquake last night no word of a lie

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

WHY DO YOU HATE ME??

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

WE LIVED THO WE LIVED AND LOL'D ABOUT IT AFTER

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

We had fuck all but we were happy Alb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Lovely photo ,Alb x

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

You made that happen.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

if i dream of firemen with massive winkles tonight im fucking laughing mush

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Dream about radiator engineers who notice your nightie and nice eye make-up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

council engineers
nothing good ever comes of council engineers
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Evening
Round my way, a few men like to wear pink trousers. And, no, I don't live on Brighton.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Are you livin' on a prayer!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I have a pair of off red chinos.
This blog means I won't ever be wearing them again though: lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.com/
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I know a south american anal rapist who wears red kecks.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I'm not South American.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I'm sure this lad's perfectly nice in real life, but his pose and choice of place to stand just says "PRICK" in 20ft flashing neon letters.
lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.com/2011/07/great-eastern-street.html
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Are there not laws prohibiting these sort of antics?
There ought to be.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I do believe that there is some or another EU directive designed to prevent such nonsense.

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I had some red skinnyish jeans (back when I was thinner)
gave them to a boy who really wanted them, they fitted alright but he had no arse to speak off so they hung a bit baggy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Speaking of clothes
I've just found a pair of shoes I've been after for I dunno, about two years. I wrecked my last pair.
CAN I GET A VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE?!??!?!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)

What do the shoes like Barry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Well they're not going to like me because I'm going to wear them to death.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)

hahaha
I'd ninja the word 'look' in there, but it seems a bit pointless now!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)

They're Gordini mesh lace ups.
Bare cheapness and look like granddad shoes, I get no end of abuse wearing them, but I'm cool as fuck and make them cool as fuck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)

hey jeff - watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiMZa8flyYY&feature=share

It's funny, but most of all I think the last 10-15 seconds might be you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Arrragh!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

since it's gone quiet I'll try and start a subthread here
I was thinking about that whole thing about Barry saying picking clothes was easy and how it just doesn't fit in my brain-space.

I can spend ages trying to imagine multi dimensional strings and I've spent whole days sewing beads onto a bag or working out something pretentiously abstract and pointless, but I just can't get my head to concentrate on cooking or keeping the house tidy.

What fits and doesn't fit in other peoples' brain-spaces?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I think it's more what interests you and what doesn't
I have a compendious knowledge of useless stuff like the American Civil War, because it interests me.

Cooking doesn't interest me.

Selective application, if you will.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

perhaps
but concentrating on things domestic feels like the mental equivalent of twisting my arm the wrong way, it's tricky and I can't do it naturally or for long. I can't be the only one, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I don't know
Is this some sort of abstract cry for help?

Cooking is tricky. Pushing the hoover round isn't tricky. It's tedious, and not intrinsically rewarding but it hardly requires any application of mental dexterity.

I find it easy, anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

haha, no
the whole domestic thing is just not something i can get my head round for some reason.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

This sounds like
An on-line attempt to justify and aggrandise a fundamental case of procrastination.

GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND HOOVER THE HOUSE YER LAZY BLEEDIN' MINX.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I think the hoover's broken

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I think it's probably hibernating.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

it would be rude to wake it then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I heard that it was getting better.
Well, 'picking up' at any rate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

That sucks

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

it was a vacuumous pun

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)

He's dyson with death

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

He's just some blow-hard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

This is mr b3th entirely
if it doesn't interest him, he barely even gives it half of his attention. This extends from 'shopping', through 'housework' to 'almost anything that interests b3th'.

His reasoning for this is 'it's silly'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)

people just don't understand
it's like domesticity-dyslexia
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

fine!
in which case, may I suggest the following alternative to 'flounce'

absquatulate
v. to leave abruptly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Are you in a stroppy five-year old sulk because you're being ignored?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

yeah!
*grumps*

not really, I just found a good word and wanted to share it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)

If this doesn't make you smile and/or cheer up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=clwd4hSHSjM
NOTHING WILL.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

*boogies*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjopHI2gsCw
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I wonder what Dick and Dom are doing now.
No doubt being paid to perform sex acts on each other through tears whilst people watch round the back alleys of Kings Cross.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

You should enroll them in your aerobic workout classes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Captain!
I'm watching 'Cops with Cameras' they are near Swansea. Will you be on it this evening, or are you on it next week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)

it was nearer Merthyr Tidfil
could be either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Sheep tampering? Leek mocking?
Ring Dai the Plod - or better still leave a message at the post office - and he'll investigate on his pushbike soon. Hopefully.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

What's going on tonight, otters?
Tell auntie b3th.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I am going to spend my evening
cleaning the guinea pig cage. Rock and roll, motherfuckers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Oh, you know how to live!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I just had my first piece of chocolate for well over a year.
Which was very daft because now I want more and more and more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)

That was very silly.
Chocolate is a more addictive drug than crack.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'm not sure that's entirely correct
Fine as sweeping statements go, but possibly not backed up in fact.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

SCIENCE!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Should be working
Quite clearly not working.

Contemplating hitting the sack very shortly - TD - half man, half mattress at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Sleep is good.
I recommend as much sleep as you can get away with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I sleep a lot
And always have done.

One of the best things about self-employment is that I can sneak in the occasional (quite regular) afternoon nap.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Yup.
Siestas FTW
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I'm getting into a bit of a pattern at the moment
Up early, on site at 09.30, home for 13.00, dogs out for two hours, SLEEP, put an oven meal in whilst shouting at the dullards on Pointless, type up report, bed.

That's neither good nor bad. It's adequate. But it suits me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Shouting at dullards on TV is always fun.
and there do seem to be a LOT of dullards on game shows.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Pointless gets more than it's fair share
Eg - Name an American state with a coastline? Three answers given:-

1 - Mexico
2 - Orlando
3 - Detroit

Or - which poet wrote "Paradise Lost?"

Answer - Hemingway
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I thought I might watch a bit of telly.
But there is fuck all worth watching on at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

My telly sees about as much use as Cavy's hoover at the moment

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

When I started reading that sentence I thought
you were going to say something more rude

my hoover gets more use than anything else, having guinea pigs means there is always sawdust EVERYWHERE. All other domestic appliances, not so much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I am never rude
I've just surprised myself by evaluating that statement but it's so correct that I'll repeat it in capitals - I AM NEVER RUDE.

Insulting, but not rude - or crude.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Cheeky
never blue.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Do you have Sky?
We're watching Body of Evidence on Alibi. It's rather good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

No
I'm not paying good money for something I'd only watch cricket on when I can watch cricket in the pub.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Fair enough.
Find something on iPlayer then. Or, you know, talk to us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Continuing the original theme of the thread.
If I showed you lot the jacket I just bought I'd get hounded off here, I reckon. It's some proper Nelson Mandela steez.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)

eh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

The jacket I have just purchased looks like Nelson Mandela would wear it.
Steez = style.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

*is more informed*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Has it got arrows and an attachment for a ball and chain?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Post a picture Barry.
I'm a fine judge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

It's daft as fuck but I'm ace enough to make it work.
It's another one where mates will take the piss but deep down will wish they had it:
https://www.openingceremony.us/products.asp?menuid=1&productid=34146&sproductid=34146
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Well, this is fun.
Anyone up for an isketch session?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Arr. Send us a link.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I created a b3ta room
isketch. If you haven't played before, just pick your own user name: you don't need a password, as I recall, and pick the b3ta room from teh list.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

okay

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Hang on, I need to install shockwave.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

oh, we used to do this all the time on 4thur
I'd join you, but I REALLY need to clean out the pigs and now I'm in two IM conversations at once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

*cries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

sorry - tomorrow?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Does it take long?
I'm going to bed soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

not long.
It's just pictionary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

but it's addictive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Maybe we can have a go tomorrow
I've no work on Thursday so far so I can stay up a bit longer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Well they've all buggered off to play a game
I've been sitting in the garden watching the bats.

They've done their flitting and they're off to the fields now. You need bats - incredibly empowering creatures.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Do they have wings like a shield of steel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I'd not fancy catching one to check
I can't work out where they live - in our roof space somewhere - but they are so...I don't know - it's just magic to watch them come out at twighlight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)

there used to be bats in the loft at my parents house
I could hear them when I was in my darkroom. I like bats
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Are they pole dancing yet?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Hey.
I totally beat Amberl and B3th at that iSketch game, my pictures were all 'Tony Hart' and they were both 'Joey Deacon' and in no way whatsoever did I fail to produce brilliant artwork.

They have probably both gone to bed in tears now. I'm that brilliant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

you must be so proud
bully
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Hey Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

hey up
how's your back? Does beating people into the ground make it feel better?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

No. Sadly.
I might have told a slight fib when I said I beat 'em.

My back is still really really sore. But I've stopped taking pain killers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

why stop?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Because I'm of the school of thought that if I kept taking the Co Codamol
I'd not realise when I was aggravating things, so things would take longer to fix.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

We are back
and our pictures kicked your pictures, until your pictures cried and begged us to stop
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I'll make you cry and beg me to stop.
*Chompylolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

We're back

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Defeated.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

^what Amberl said

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

screenshots?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

No need Captain.
Who do you trust. Someone who liked your website, or someone who hasn't even been on the pier.

Like I say, no contest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah?
Well.... I've just told everybody on facebook that me and Amberl beat you right the fuck down. And you can't stop me because you're not cool enough to be booking face.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I did join the face of book a few years back and used it for a few month.
I then found out that it is just a selection of twats talking about taking their kids of parties and making cup-cakes, so I stopped using it.

Have you made a profile for your dog?

I bet you thought about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

He doesn't have a person profile
but there is a 'dogbook' application for setting up dog profiles. I think I updated it twice in about four years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Or 14 years in dog terms.
You really don't care for your dog. I'm sure in 14 human years, more would have happened that, 'went for a walk' and 'had a tin of chum with some biscuit in it'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Is there really?
I might put the boys on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Yep.
It's an app that goes down the side of your page. However, I have seen friends who's dogs have actual person profiles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

They'd be on as a pisstake
I don't subscribe to facebook.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

what for?
surely all the statuses would be 'woof'?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Copying other people... Again!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Amberl just totally got my drawing of 'breadwinner'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

And she also got my drawing of 'clique'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)

yeah, that wasn't even a drawing

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I feel all left out now
Again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

You were invited.
You muttered some nonsense about going to bed. And yet here you still are...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Yeah, well I went out to watch the bats
And got into a gaz discussion with my homie B69.

Which has led to more wine. But that's OK. Not working until tomorrow afternoon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:48, Reply)

And oddly, by feeling left-out, you'd have never got the picture!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

IT WASN'T A PICTURE!!!!
it was some badly-rendered scrawl about what newbies think we are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Right. I'm going to get some sleep.
Goodbye night people of OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

night jeffles

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

And me
Night, folks

x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)

oh - everyone went to bed
nighty night. I suppose I should too, soon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)