Did you get the tattoo as an act of rebellion against your mother?
She probably anticipated that you'd do so, which is why she forbade it. I bet your Mum loves men with tattoos and wanted one around her at all times.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She's got a massive tattoo of a gammon on her arse.

Put me right off my stroke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

That's not where it would have most ample opportunity for wetness though
Maybe Joey Deacon could get ham tattooed on his chin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

She's got a massive "W" tattoo'd on each cheek
so when you pull out of her arse it says "WOW"

/have definitely used this one before here
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Are you suggesting that the gateway to Azaroth begins in Wet Ham Man's mum's bum?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

The dark portal.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I'm going to bully you two unless you stop nerding out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

HELP I NEED A GAME MASTER!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

In my defence
I've never played WoW, I only know it takes place in Azaroth because it was mentioned on The Big Bang Theory last week...

...this isn't any better, is it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Fine, bully me
Do let me know when you've started, or I might not be able to tell, and I wouldn't want your efforts to go unappreciated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm doing it now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

*cries to Mummy*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

maybe so, DF. maybe so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

That's not going to cut it, TMB.
I need you to investigate.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)