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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think my parents noticed when I came back from a run in a sleeveless vest
the conversation went "is that a tattoo?" "yes, mum" "Oh, OK"

remarkable. I bet you're all on the edge of your seats.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:30, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
*falls off seat*
Nothing to do with you, I'm just a mong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Cool story bro

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)
this is the problem with telling the truth
it's dull. I should have just HONDA ACCORDED the fuck out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)
You should take a leaf out of Noel's book
and make up some ridiculous bullshit about how you always eat fried eggs with chilli flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)
PS aren't all vests by definition sleeveless?
Isn't sleevelessness one of the basic tenets of vestitude?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)
fair point there Monters.
Should have said sleevless T-shirt I suppose. Poor form.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I had three sleeveless tops nicked off our washing line on Sunday night
They left the really nice purple shirt I wore on TWL. Tasteless bastards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Seized by the fashion police.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Are they a subdivision of those Comedy Police wankers you wouldn't shut up about last week?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Knock Knock

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I'm not sure we can be friends now.
You've ruined everything, and all for a poorly-thought-out throwaway vest quip. Was it really worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Do you know, I'm just not sure?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

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