As Chompy says, that's not how it works
Plus, as a sixteen year old, going from being a fat lazy cunt to trying to burn off 1000 calories a day on a bike is going to rapidly lead to you developing a nice injury or two, plus it's bad for your development.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't think we should be discouraging any excercise on here Al.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I'd actually like to encourage him so much he becomes anorexic
and dies of a heart attack when his malnourished body finally consumes it's own internal organs.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

this is true

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Of course I've not thrown myself into it, I've prepared for the last 6 weeks by alternating between walking and cycling while on holiday for 2 to 3 hours per day
Which in itself has helped me lose 6 Ibs
And I'm not doing all the weight loss at once, I'm trying to lose 100 calories a time 10 times a day.
(888777555, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Yeah I did that a lot when I was your age as well,
probably not 10 times a day, but then I only had dial up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)