Almost, still woke up at 6am this morning
How come you're back here?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm not at work today.
One of those stupid headaches where you can feel the blood pumping in your head, and lights make you feel sick.
Screen brightness down, aviators and dressing gown on.
If I die on the toilet, it'll be rather Elvis.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I lost my Tesco £5 aviators in Japan
I came off a bike on a downhill course and smashed my head into the ground so hard that not only did they come off, but I forgot I was even wearing them until I got to the base of the mountain and noticed I was missing them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Awesome!
That's a proper bail. Did you go to a sex-hotel?
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Sadly not
Two weeks was simply not enough to do everything I wanted to do, so I'm planning on going back asap.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

More pictures of you
Flipping the bird?
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I cannot stop doing it
I have a picture of me braving the freezing conditions at the top of Fuji, in only my boxers, flipping off the entire country. I have a serious problem.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

We knew that already.
You MUST BE STOPPED!
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

You spelt HIGH-FIVED wrong

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Ha!
The desire to connect a closed hand to the face is NOT a high-five.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

In other news I ate shark cartilage and shredded stingray
I now have the strength of the ocean AND have avenged Steve Irwin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Which was tastier?

( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Stingray
It was a delicious pub snack, served with a pot of mayonnaise.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Amazing!
Did you try that Shinji Ume stuff, the plum wine?
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Yes, it's very tasty
The Japanese girl we abducted got smashed off the stuff a few nights in a row.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Good work!

( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)