Got my GCSE results, and I am very happy with them. Will tell more if asked.
Alt- Starting 6th FORM.
(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:27, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm guessing 4 Bs, 3 C's and 2 D's
with a U in Media Studies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

unless you got entirely As and A*s your life is worthless.
Does that count as asking?

Incidentally, a 5 year old got an E in GCSE maths. Given I have owned cats that could get GSCE grade E in several subjects, I'm failing to see what this proves except that the child's parents need beating then locking up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I care ToryBoy, what did you get?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Maths- A
English Lan- A
English Lit- A
Biol- A*
Chem- A
Phys- A*
French-A
Business- A*
IT- A (x3)
R.E- B (FUCK THAT SUBJECT)
Citizen- A
(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

congratulations, you aren't worthless.
How did you possibly manage to get a B in RE?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You've seen him argue his point on here right?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

yeah, but he's no better or worse at arguing than any other 16 year old these days.
at least he's not a complete fucktard. We just need to beat his idiotic opinions out of him now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Ooooh goody
*fetches de-opinionator*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Didn't put any effort into it.
Its my feck about lesson.
(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

A better question would be "why the fuck did you take RE"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I'm assuming he had to.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Compulsory

(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Compulsory?!
You go to one of those mental schools, don't you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

No, a secular state high school.

(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

What else is compulsory?
I'm still struggling to get my head around this. Is it that the school feels 9 proper subjects are enough to deal with so you have to take one complete waste of time?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Maths, English, RE and Citizen are all compulsory.

(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Science as well surely.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Things have changed a bit in the millennia since I was your age
Am befuddled as to why anyone would take three science subjects if they didn't have to, but I am in the minority amongst geeks in this respect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

What the hell's "Citizen" all about?

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Citizenship, about the workings of the country.
Politics and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Christ, that sounds bent.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

It's an attempt to drill some ethics and responsibility into children.
I'm all for it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Very, very basic politics. Not really a credible amount.

(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

It's a sledge
/FILM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

It's about watches, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Good work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Is this a sock-puppet?

( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Nope, he's great.
His innate ability to enrage the hand-wringing types on here is nothing short of spectacular. You could actually hear the foaming of the mouths if you listened hard enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Ha!
Fair enough, I'll go with that.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I didn't even know you could take 3 IT GCSEs

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

You just take one and then ctrl+c, ctrl+v twice.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Oh, zing.
you're almost on fire recently. where's the real Chompy?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Having fun

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

It is a massive fucking pisstake
I agree.

I should have taken 7 physics GCSEs to up my numbers really, if that's considered acceptable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Yeah I could've done history three times over

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I could have taken twice as much English
and dropped though pointless science-based subjects that dragged my average grades down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I've got two maths GCSEs.
I wasn't good enough for Add. Maths so I had to sit the normal one again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I have two maths GCSEs
one in stats, the other in normal maths. Took them a year early as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Calling it IT is a joke, it's all formatting excel spreadsheets and stuff
we had a work experience lad in here the other week who was taking it.

They'd be better served calling it "Basic Computing Literacy", or something.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

It would be nice if everyone in work could use excel and word though.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Oh, don't get me wrong, I fucking wish even half the jokers here could format
basic office docs properly.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Well done indeed
Although you must now live with the stigma that I was better than you at French when I was 16.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

What, no Geog or Hist?
I guess you already know all about these two subjects already.

Well done though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I was superb at both up until the age of 14, they were my strongest subjects and I could have easily done them, but at the time I had no idea of their higher importance.
In hindsight I would have done Geography and not French.
(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Lap up the glory while you can.
we will have forgotten all about this commendable acheivement by tommorow, and you will resort back to annoying itch. Sorry about that, mais c'est la vie.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Have you checked out The Pretty Things yet?
I gazzed you about them, but, impudent young whippersnapper that you are, you didn’t reply.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I'm one step ahead of ya, I already have a CD of S.F Sorrow (2003 reissue)

(888777555, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

What you really want is a singles collection.
Their best stuff wasn't on LPs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

CUNT

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

^ their best song.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Good on you.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Congratulations!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)