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Am trying to temper my massive excitement with the knowledge that I have to undergo a five-hour journey in a small car with three women, two of whom I don't know very well, before the MDs can be abused
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Are you driving?

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

No
Thank FUCK. As much as I love driving, and the drive there in previous years has been awesome, the drive back is fucking horrific.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

When I used to traverse the country going to raves
I could never understand how someone would agree to drive. Eff that, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I would, I fucking love driving.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

On three 'white doves'?
For four hours?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Four hours, yes.
But I don't take drugs, so no.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Well therein lies the crux.
My point was that agreeing to drive home from a rave on ye drugges was something I would never have agreed to. As I can't drive this was purely acedemic anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

This man knows my pain

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

In previous years it has been because no-one else would
In 2008 I was nagged into getting a decent night's sleep on the Sunday, curtailing my intended funtimes by about 4 hours. Never again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

My best mate drove us all home from a rave once while coming up on an E she'd taken.
And like the idiots we were, (and also high), we let her. To be honest it was very early in the morning when very little traffic was about and it wasn't that far from home.

And she's a very good driver.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

My pal Jon ran over an old man in similar circumstances.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I still feel guilty about it 20 years later.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

It's not your fault Jon ran over an old man.
Try to move on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

*moves on*
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

IF ONLY THE OLD MAN COULD DO THAT SO EASILY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

*shrugs*
He'd had a good innings.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah, fuck him, the stupid old cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Seven hour drive, then.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

So you're being driven by women
I almost feel more sorry for you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

+mad

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah?
Well I have Parkinson's OK so that's not funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I bet one of you is a Jew too.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

That was fucking hilarious.
Nothing like an impromptu Jew-off on a Tuesday night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Must do it again soon
and find some other minorities and cripples to insult.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Too right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)