I hate all charities that don't benefit me.
I would spend it on a massive spa day and maybe a bit of schooling.

alt: about to make deer sausage and eggs. This may or may not be good.

alt alt: OH BOY OH GOSH OH GOLLY. Sunday is the bff's bridal shower. I will be the last single one of my mates. Other than the lesbians. They don't count.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:54, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Your biff is having a shower?
You do this so rarely that it's a noteworthy event?

Grim.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

sometimes i wonder about you people

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I dreamt about lesbians last night
they might've been your friends
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

could have been
they get around
if you know what I mean
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

lesbians do count, I saw one!
She works in finance, as a bean counter
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

they're not mythical creatures
no need to be so excited
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

you missed a golden opportunity for a bean flicker joke there

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It's not funny when you make such a clumsy set up.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

how the hell would you know?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

WE KNOW FUNNY, MOTHER FUCKER

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I can shout if I want to, blue namer.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

it's no wonder the quality of posts around here is so poor
when you bully all the newcomers away with horrific insults like that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

you ain't seen nothin' yet

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I DISAGREE.
SHOUTING IS GOOD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

PLENTY OF TOMATO SAUCE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)