I was sold speed by former Shamen 'star' Mr C in a club in Bognor.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did it move, move, move any bowels?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Not that I remember.
Neither do I recall the delivery being smooth like water from a fountain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Mr C definitely went to the same school of rhyming that Miker G attended.
Another alumnus of that hallowed establishment. Another old boy, Morris Minor, is now a don there, I believe. As are Marco, Merrick and I think perhaps Terry Lee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)

So what does the rest of the weekend hold in store for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That's all I get for this stupendous post?
*flounces*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

You don't get any acknowledgement as I've now got the Holiday Rap in my head.
A space that was previously clear of annoying pop tunes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Pop?
I think you mean 'classic old skool hip hop'.

'Pop' indeed. DJ Sven would be turning in his grave, if he were dead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I heard that DJ Sven became a muslim and reworked the Holiday Rap.
The chorus now goes, 'We're gonna Ramadanadom for a holiday'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Equating the holy month of Ramadamadingdong with a holiday is sacriliege.
You should be stoned for that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

*Hunts for Rizla*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Ratpack lolz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um08IJhw3r0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

*Remembers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

DJ Switchback
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4NQhc3V9e4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'm in fucking stitches. That is appalling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

There were so many 'similar' tunes around at the time.
I'll try and find some more for you.

*Books Trip to Trumpton*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Don't put yourself out. Really.
I'd retired from raving before 'Happy Hardcore' came about. It didn't make me happy at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I was more of a Dreamscape/Helterskelter type
Than the later stuff.

Someone should put together a compliation album of novelty 'dance' tracks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:40, Reply)

..and then bury it at sea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Meeting Lusty off the plane tomorrow so can't have a late one
but I'm having a pal over later. And I've just remembered my mater brought me a bottle of Chateau Lesbos yesterday so I'm about to open it. This will ruin my ability to make sensible judgements so I expect I'll be on the MDs by six.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Gay women always drink from the Chateau Lesbo's.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

THATS THE... oh never mind.
It's actually a fairly mediocre Tempranillo from a small Spanish producer. A kind of 'Tinie Tempranillo', if you will.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I liked him more when he did the Halifax adverts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

actual LOL here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

You simpleton.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)