I've driven through Basildon.
True story.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I fucking live there.
Well, close enough that I have to shop there anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Quixote lives in New Cross and I look up to him.
He is upper class.
scarpe lives in Basildon and I look down on him.
He is working class.
I live in Lewisham.
I am middle class.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I live in Guildford
What am I?
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

A chutney ferret.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Hah

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

A cunt?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Pah
I'm a fucking yokel, living it up on my country estate. I just have to spend more time than is healthy for anyone actually visiting the town centre doing my shopping at weekends.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)