Is doing the ugly jigsaw a euphemism?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

nope
it would be more exciting if it was. I just have a jigsaw which is so hideous is hilarious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Shame.
Tell me more about the puzzle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

two scawny kittens (one of them with a squinty eye)
on table with a doilie table cloth and some balls of wool against a wall covered in nasty tapestries.

Will post a picture when done. Seriously, it's ridiculous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I hope you found it in a charity shop and didn't part with your hard earned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

poundstretcher
I'm thinking i might make a blog of terrible jigsaws, but I suspect only I will find it funny.

The others in the range on offer included a puppy and a kitten in a basket, an out of focus shot of a pub on a harbour and a terribly composed and underexposed one of a horse and cart on a bridge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

You should bring a jigsaw to the great bash Boyce.
I'm sure people will have fun working on it whilst Monty plays records that no one else will have heard of or are likely to enjoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)

hehe
don't think I'm coming to that. It's lots of pennies for one weekend and at a point where I will probably have lots of work to do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

You're not going to make it to the pier either are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

can't - I'll be at work in teh day

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Never mind Captain.
I can't imagine you'll miss anything exciting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

you sound like you've lost enthusiasm for it all

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

When have I ever shown any enthusiasm for anything?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

you were originally pretty excited about the pier

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

No. Trust me, I wasn't.
I'll still go though. And I'll make sure everyone ends the day as miserable as me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I'm sure it'll be a great day for all

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

You have been to Weston before, yes...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

um...I think I went when I was a kid
then it was holidays so I'd only have noticed being on a beach and eating chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)