I dunno
must be the smell?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

As it's of gone off milk it can only mean that you're a child sex offender.
Do try to steer clear of the page boys, or being unpopular will be the least of your worries.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Page boys
love the smell of formaldehyde.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Check when no one else is around and pass one of them a tissue whilst enquiring what they think it smells of.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Ah, I can tell you're
an expert at this.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

We're all lonely rapists here.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

That'd be an
interesting name for a bar
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)

There'd be a picture of Scarpe there emblazoned with 'Do not serve this man'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

"Nil by mouth"?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)

He's alright with Kalibur

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Kalibur is terrible
Surely the suppressed rage that would be unleashed when discovered it was Kalibur rather than a decent drink, would lead to an incident far worse than expected otherwise?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)

You've never seen Scarpe piss his pants have you?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'm having a mental image
of Moses parting the Red Sea... but backwards
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)

And now
I'm feeling sorry for the fish and coral
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)

He's well known down the laundrette with his bedsheets and duvet after his latest 'accident'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)