Unless you enjoy shagging Slow Lorises (slow Lorii?)
Her eyes are way too big for her head, her face is too skinny and angular and she's got the body of a teenage boy. See also Moss, Kate and recently, Knightley, Kiera. Although she at least has an alright face.

If this is me being wrong, I'd rather powersand my own balls than be "right", thanks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ellis-Bextor, Sophie.
You don't like cat-face.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Ellis-Bextor's rhomboid features are an abomination.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I absolutely would

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)