Agreed.
She has cheered up a bit since getting laid, but oh man I'd be miserable if I had to sleep with her boyfriend.

And before you say anything, all Monty and I do is hold hands.
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ahahaha
I hope you wear gloves whilst holding hands or you can totally get pregnant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I am very careful.
He's been know to do that to some unfortunate woman before.

(Hi Monts if you're reading this. Be a love and go get lunch ready yeah.)
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I hear Catface impregnanted CHCB
through a hazmat suit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I heard he did it from the next village

( Kroney, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I heard Gonz can impregnate women from Birmingham without moving from his flat in London
because he has a big willy
( broadsword, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)