Just don't dance too close if you've got a raging lob-on

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

A guy I met on a pub some time ago
was dancing with me, very close, and said the sweetest words ever:

"Abe, you make it be like a big black pudding" (kind of literal translation there, I hope it makes sense)

I inmediately stopped dancing with him and went to meet my girlfriends, who are probably still laughing at him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Jesus tittyfucking H Christ.
So, basically, "You've made it full of blood, albeit still rather squidgy, and with a rather strong flavour than not many people like..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

And black
very black. He wasn't black. I didn't want to see it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)