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New thread.Right Gonz seems to want a girlfriend so lets try to help him out.
What's are your top 3 tips for getting freaky?
Alt: Black coffee or tea?
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1. Not treadstomping people2. Find someone you have stuff in common with
3. Profit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:32,
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Tip number 1) Acting like a sleazebag only comes across as sleazey if she doesn't fancy you.(
Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:32,
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Ha ha, that's very true.Relationships always look creepy from the outside.
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Yours maybe.Mione may have looked (and indeed been) all kinds of dysfunctional from either the in or outside, but creepy was not in the mix.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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Funnily enoughThe people in the relationships always think that the Milton Keynes based resident staring in their window is the creepy one.
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A friend of mineknew this guy from a long time ago. They were friends, he wanted something more, but she didn't really fancy him. He went to visit her for 10 days in Germany, and for every single day that he spent there he gave her a present; something meaningful that had memories of them as friends. They are now together and terribly happy; as she says, if he cares so much, it's worth a try. However, some people think what he did was a bit of creepy stalking.
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Well, she isn'tShe's much better off than him. And all the presents were silly, cheap things, with a meaning. I found it really sweet.
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1) Don't let them know that I'm a complete arsehole2) ???
3) Profit
Realistically, I have no idea. I've been told I can be quite charming, so I assume part of it comes from that. The best tip I can give is that once you think you have a chance, slow down on your drink. Being pissed will put off most girls.
Alt: My tea has so little milk it's almost black, and I don't drink coffee.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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I don't think my other half cares if you are a complete arsehole.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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sportscow tips1. Don't be serious, have a laugh
2. Talk first, offer drink later
3. Don't invite to cinema on a first or second date. You need to be able to chat
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COFFEE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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Rohypnol
Chloroform
An easily-forgotten face
Alt: Explain - do you mean black coffee or black tea, or black coffee or just tea?
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Ah, I see.I actually drink black coffee during the day, and white tea at night.
Kerazy.
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1. Make them laugh.
2. Make them orgasm.
3. Make them think you care about them - but not in a soppy way.
Alt: Black coffee. Always.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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man upJust do your own thing
Don't act like you want a girlfrtiend.
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1. don't try too hard, if it happens, it happens2. desperation is not attractive
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Nor is incest.(although actually I don't believe you really are Bert, but it's hard to let this one go)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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is it just me, or are you and psychochomp the only ones here with a sense of humour?(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I wasn't talking to youwe've already established that you're very grumpy
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Funnier than Truthbert at least.Although so is...shit...I can't think of a disease that I wouldn't be willing to make a joke about to end that sentence with.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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He isn't listening MontsIt's like Dorking to the wall
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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You're a bonafide bastard, Uncle ......(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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Sister Act 2 : Back in the Habit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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O Brother, Where Art Thou?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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Hahahaha!Lord of the Rims
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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PlastercastVan
Sofa
Alt: Tea
There's an article on the BBC website about trolling at the moment and the comments are providing much amusement:
The worst examples are on Utube where it is very easy to descend into a hateful ding dong that tends to end in someone calling you a Nazi or hopes Osama Bin Ladin blows up your granny's house. Luckily enough my granny is already dead.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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If indeed you have a grannyEDIT:
I like the 3 choices there
I can smell your ...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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I do indeedHer name is Pearl but we call her Pa-pa-pa-Pearl....or something. Nope, I've done that wrong.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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It made me laughI bet Led Zeppelin fans love that tune
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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"After researching "flaming" - the term for trolling in the early days of the internet "That's not right, is it? Or am I even more woefully out of touch than I already knew I was?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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Hey, get hip to the lingo, you square!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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1: shave your scraggerly facial hair off2: Make sure you've pooed before the date
3: lose weight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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I simply cannot overstate the importance of a pre-date shit.Well I could actually, I could say that not having a pre-date shit is the leading cause of cancer in the western world, but you get my drift.
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Someone said it was a very "strong look"I didn't know how to take that.
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It makes you look like an Albanian farm worker.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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Well, unless they were trying to bum you at the timeI assume that you now look like Commander Ryker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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I'm sorryI don't know any girls good enough for Gonz.
3 top tips for getting freaky? Do you really need them?
Tea, black, no sugar; but very weak (just put the bag in the hot water and take it out inmediately)
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Not really, I'm taking an offline girl for dinner tonight.I imagine she will laugh in my face if I suggest getting freaky though.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I'm meeting her at a Slug and lettuce and I've already printed off a 50% off voucherhow's that for disinterested?
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Yep, I should do that, and order for her, "I'll have the ribs, I think she should have the salad"(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat bird(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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All great tips, I'm writing them obviously on the back of my hand.(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Ask her if she's a single mumand then ask her if she'd like to be
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Do not pay with a voucher, pleasewhiteninjacomics.com/comics/1229.shtml
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This is giving me flashbacks to one of my sister's old boyfriendsNever met the feller, but apparently, despite being from Chester (i.e., not struggling for money) all their dates ended up being planned around whatever he had vouchers for. At least, nearly every date ended with him grandly offering to pay the bill and then rifling through his wallet for another "50% off" coupon or similar.
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Oh yeah, one of your "sisters" "old boyfriends" yeah. Of course.So how is Lampers?
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Cheeky sod...Yeah, she's alright thanks. Her summer job's keeping her occupied in the daytime which is why you won't have seen much of her recently. Still, that all comes to a (rather frantic) finale next week, so she'll probably be back in the cozy world of t'interweb once she's slept it off.
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Are you demonstrating your prowess as an internet hardnut on the 1st October and coming for a 4pm Tayyabs?(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I didn't know about the Tayyabs thingis it open to everyone, or only you two?
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Oh wellJust as good. Last time I had curry I spent the night vomiting, so it's probably not a good idea. But I might go, just to annoy you.
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I'm sure that woulnd't be a problembut you should bring your rumbling chain. Or at least a blade.
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I didn't realise I was invitedI would like to (see below). If I am able, I probably will, just to demonstrate my prowess as the hardest teapot in East London.
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You didn't think Monty would organise a Tayyabs without inviting his "beard" did you?(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Hopefully very probably almost certainly.Or, in English: Lampers almost certainly will be. I hope very much to be able to join you all, though it will depend on my progress over the next two-and-a-half weeks. I'm rather hoping to have submitted my thesis the day before. If I manage that, then yes, I will be there.
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Where are you going for dinner?What time is the table booked for?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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6:30 See above, people from the internet should come along it'll be hilarious.(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I didn't know that they ran an early bird special for retards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:59,
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An offline girl?Do online girl exist?
From where do you know her?
Have a good shower, don't use perfume (only a bit if you must), get your hairs to look nice.
Be nice during the dinner. Try to make her laugh, but not too hard. Offer to pay, and if she insists in paying half you tell her that she can pay the next dinner you have together (if she doesn't insist... well, sorry...)
If she doesn't work tomorrow, go for a few drinks with her; ask her if she wants to go dancing. If she works tomorrow, offer to take her out for drinks/dancing on friday (or before her day off)
You might not get freaky today, but maybe there'll be a bigger possibility of you getting it on friday.
Oh, yes, and wank before meeting her.
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If she doesn't work tomorrow, go for a few drinks with her; ask her if she wants to go dancing. If she works tomorrow, offer to take her out for drinks/dancing on friday (or before her day off)
You might not get freaky today, but maybe there'll be a bigger possibility of you getting it on friday.
Drug her drink and smash her back doors in behind 'Oceana'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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Do you know milton keynes or did you actually google a map to find out?(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I took a leap of the imaginationthat the city centre of somewhere like MK would have a 'Slug and Lettuce' and 'Oceana' close together...fucking depressing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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This is why could never live somewhere like MK or Reading or The North(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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I'm going straight from work so no showers or wanks, but I look good. I've known her for ages though, there's no need for me to try to impress her.
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You can still wank in the toiletyou don't want to go out there with your gun loaded, man.
And no vouchers. Well... how much do you like her?
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ProbablyBe on the lookout for abnormally long thighs and anal musk, as well...
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Abnormally short thighs could lead to similar difficultiesAnd if we're going to trawl through old memes like this, you should probably check she's not your half-sister as well...
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Nope, if I do I wouldn't object but I'm just meeting for a catch up.(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I seeMaybe you should try. I think drinks and dancing are the safest option to get close without showing too much of your game.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
A guy I met on a pub some time agowas dancing with me, very close, and said the sweetest words ever:
"Abe, you make it be like a big black pudding" (kind of literal translation there, I hope it makes sense)
I inmediately stopped dancing with him and went to meet my girlfriends, who are probably still laughing at him.
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Jesus tittyfucking H Christ.So, basically, "You've made it full of blood, albeit still rather squidgy, and with a rather strong flavour than not many people like..."
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Children are definitely just getting better educated. Tests are not getting easier.www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/09/14/gcses-vs-o-levels/
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Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:59,
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There is no way that GCSE paper could possibly be a fake.No way at all.
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I think you're really quite funny.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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Ronnie Bertles from Grange Hill(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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I could do the rewrite these sentences to remove the errors one.
I believe the correct answers are:
Uncle Tom has agreed to share his money between you and I = Uncle Tom has promised us some money not to to tell about our secret games
The dog had hurt it's paw = The dog had hurt it's father
The number of accidents on the road are increasing = they allow women to drive these days.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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I'll refer you to Dan Savage for this one.www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=4642012
(I once printed this off and gave it to my teenage sons. They took the advice to heart and have benefited accordingly.)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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tl:drHow's the stained glass window business?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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Not bad, actually.I've networked in with a guy a couple hours' drive from here who's done church windows for 39 years and who has been teaching me a lot of tips and tricks. I have some old church windows that I'm in the process of restoring- in fact, one is on the slab in the back yard at this very moment, waiting for me to finish it up before the rain comes.
And also at this moment I have about 300 to 400 lbs of stained glass sheets in the back of my Isuzu Amigo that I managed to buy for $100 the other day. Now I just have to get someone to help me lift them out!
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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I dislike Dan Savagesuch a wanker. It's still pretty good advice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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Generally speaking I've found his advice to be spot on, and often hilarious. And his reaction to Rick Santorum has been legendary.
Out of curiosity, what is it about him that annoys you?
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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He is part of 'It Gets Better' projectwhen in the past he has outright bashed parts of the LGBT community in a vicious and nasty fashion. How can he tell kids it'll get better, if what he really means is 'some of you deserve for it to get better, but I don't like the rest.'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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Interesting!I've only been reading him for a few years now. I don't know his early stuff (yet).
Maybe he's had a change of heart since then- dunno. I do know, however, that he has gone much more mainstream than he used to be, which has taken a bit of the edge off of him, much to the annoyance of some of his readers. For a fact I do miss the really crazy stuff he used to post...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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1. Don't make too many jokes until you've sussed out their sense of humour2. Talk about them a lot
3. Lose weight
Alt: Strong tea. With a very little bit of milk. Coffee must be black with no sugar
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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1. Promise them their own caravan and all the speed they can snort2. Invest in an equine transportation vehicle, some chains, a very small quantity of bread and a can of corned beef
3. Get as freaky as you goddamned like
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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Its the "invest" part that makes me believe it is make-believe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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She told him it was a spicy poo from Tayyabs.He was very dissapointed.
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i sent an email asking a guy out todayI have no tips, as I fully expect to be turned down
alt: black coffee, white tea, or lemon tea
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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ta, bothbut the chances of it working are microscopically small
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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Maybe, but at least you tried.This alone is valuable and far better than wondering what would have happened.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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Of course it is, I said it didn't I?In other news, I do not like being you, it feels icky.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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Could you scratch my left bollock, please.The head on that cheesy boil is really itchy.
Ta.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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Bugger this I'm changing back.Act fast and you can grab your name back.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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I shouldn't tease an old man.I never really had your old username, I just made it look like I did.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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Oh really? Then someone else does.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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His had two spaces in it I think(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:40,
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It's surprising how hard these things are to notice.People don't look for it. Even Cavey, who should know my posting style, didn't thing to wonder why 'Monty' had a sig about kittums.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:42,
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I'm not noticing anything todayI have a new guinea pig and so I am only posting with about 1/4 my usual brain
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:47,
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don't know yetany suggestions?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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I keep thinking of MagnumBut then I remember that the guy in that was Higgins, not Higgs. I say do it anyway.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:50,
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people will think i named him after a photography agencyalso I never watched magnum pi (which I guess is what you must mean)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:51,
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Photography agency?Never heard of them, and yes, Magnum PI, was brilliant.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:52,
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seriously?Magnum photos is a massive prestigious agency - has people like Martin Parr and Mark Power in it. I think lots of old famous documentary photographers were in it, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:56,
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nooooooooooooooooooooo(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:52,
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Stick with Homer?It's a good classical name.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:55,
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this may happen anyway(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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Righty Ho, I'm off now, might be back later, depending when I get homeLet me know how it goes with Playground Boy, I should have a free shoulder after 9ish if needed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:00,
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I won't find out today - it was on my work email and he may not even be back at work yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:01,
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despite chasing Higgs abouthe's just not that much of a cunt
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:51,
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Yup, and always did.No idea who either.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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it was confusingI wondered why Monty didn't call me a bender or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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that's better...wait, I'm confused again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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It's OK.I'm Monty and he's now me, or is it the other way around.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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Now somebody just needs to pounce on Monty's original nameAnd write a lengthy discourse on the merits on David Bowie's entire discography...
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I was going to do that.but I couldn't be bothered.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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I went for a piss a third of the way through and just never went back.(
Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Wait, did you add 'reverse' into that? Or did I just not read it properly the first time.Now it looks like I thougt Superman 3 was hilarious and that there should have been more of it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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I meant the good Monty's split from the bad Monty.In Superman 3 it was the other way around. Reverse!
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Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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oh :(*slashes wrists*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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yesand I shall use the blood as an installation piece
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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eh?Have you been knocked back?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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it was a response to stunned(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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Crossing fingers for you :)(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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:)man, you guys must be really fed up of me winging about being single on here!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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Oh people have been doing that on here well before you.We're inured.
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Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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That would be a bit pot calling kettle black(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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I'm tiredI barely slept last night and tried to have a lie-in, but couldn't get to sleep. So, I got to work around 10am, shattered, and now I have to work until 6. Buf I could go to sleep right now.
BTW, my 3 tips used to be:
1. Wear something sexy, but not slutty. Sexy but informal, you know?
2. Laugh at all the jokes, but not too much.
3. Promise him it'll be only one night sex and that you don't really like him that much and that you'll be ok if he leaves early next morning.
Then next morning, before he can leave, more sex. Every single time he's wanted to repeat and eventually (sometimes sooner, sometimes later) start a relationship.
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YeahMen never lie for sex, do they?
They never complained. They never broke up with me. They always wanted more. I don't see them as the loosers.
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Comedic spelling mistake time!Some would say you are looser
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:39,
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I checked for the spellingBut for the wrong word. I checked "lie"
Oh, well, still quite good, I think.
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You're too lateI've already been informed that semen is good to avoid pre-eclampsia. Pity it has to be the baby's father's semen.
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I've just read the rest of the Duck thread from earlier...genius(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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Outing people is hilarious...Like that jewish guy from QOTW, but at least he took it well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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I have tried to make myself anonymous.But I'm sure I've made the odd mistake.
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Not using the same username in multiple places helps.Being paranoid about personal data is also a good habit, along with trying not to put anything you can help under your real name. No one's bullet-proof though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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Your sig is extremely clever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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This looks like sarcasm but it's not.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:54,
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Thanky Mr BoyceI thought you'd appreciate it, but that you might be the only one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:56,
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Did you knowthe chap who played Monty's double in 'I Was Monty's Double' was the chap who actually was Monty's double?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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Is that the one with the T-Shirt?I spotted that that had been deleted, but don't know why.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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Tell Gonz that my sister is single.Unfortunatly, she is mad. Although, he might like that in a woman.
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