Ooh you cheeky scamp
He's very nice I'll have you know, he always gives me an orange with my takeaways.

Seriously though, new one in Dunfermline. You know - over the bridge. Bandit country. Etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

in the Kingdom?
fuck that. There be dragons.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Exactly.
My ex-wife was from Fife.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I went looking for cars up there recently.
It's like a ned version of mordor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Where did you go? What sort of car you looking for?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Dunfermeline and Dalgety Bay I think
I ended up with a Saab from a place in Dalkeith.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)