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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think this weekend we should all try something new we've never tried before and report back on Monday.
It needn't be something big or very exciting, but maybe something out of your comfort zone.

What would you try?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:22, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I was going to try making a cake for Liam's birthday but I've not got the time now due to Mrs Cow going away with the school

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It doesn't take long to make a cake.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It was more icing it
Thomas the Tank Engine it was going to be
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Ah I see.
Why not just cover it with all colourful sweets and stuff. The fact you made it for him would probably be better than it looking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
That was the backup plan!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I want to do a parachute jump at some point, but I don't think that could be this weekend.
So, erm, sorry, I'm no use here.

*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Any suggestions?
I'd like to try something new. Maybe an hour walk. Or cooking some pears
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
anal/
Lol
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Eh probably not thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
New was specified
/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Good Idea.
I have my son this weekend though, so it'd need to be either kid-friendly or fitted in when he's asleep or at his drama class. Hmmmm... needs some thought. We were going to try cooking something new (maybe plov) but that hardly counts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Oh, I do have this habit of getting on a random buss and seeing where it takes me during his drama class, so I will probably end up somewhere I've never been before.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Now that is a start.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
it's a theory.
I might try going out of London this time, rather than inwards.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Forgot you had the boy.
There must be something you can both do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
HAHAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
It's a bit of a way to travel.
But I could dig out the old air rifle with the scope on it and teach the boy to shoot. it's about time he learned the basics.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Alternatively, just go with any garden tools you can get your hands on, like this guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Arson.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Stop all this arson about

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

instantrimshot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

www.sadtrombone.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I'm going to build a gate.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
How terribly butch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Big Al's Gate beard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
+ aux

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
If indeed that really is your dessert.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Also, can I just pimp this here as I'm after some advice if anyone can help.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1354723
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
It's terrible when the magic box won't do what you want no matter how loud you shout at it
Export Contacts -> import to google -> remove duplicates might be the sort of thing worth looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I was hoping there would be a nice extension for Thunderbird
that would sync my hotmail contacts with my googlemail contacts since my blackberry can sync my outlook contacts with my googlemail contacts.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I'd say "write one" but I suspect it would be jolly hard indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
1. Get Mrs Al to tell you about the birthdays, buy the cards, etc.
2. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
THRED DELETER!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)
eh?
I double posted a while ago and removed one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Yes
I know.

You Squeeze Merchant.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
?
Good seats?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I'm afraid that the only advice I can offer
is to take your mind off it by wanking until you're spaffing dust.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
i think i'll try prostitution

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I hear it's a steady job.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I hear you get a lot of time to lie down.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
It has its ups and downs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I hear you know all the ins and outs

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I know all the shortcunts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
It's not all it's cracked up to be
You meet a lot of dicks.

meet eat
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
im just wondering if since im fat if i have to stop showering and lose some teeth
Or is there a way for me to be exotic glamorous fat
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Crystal Meth is your friend here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Beth Ditto?
She's quite Glam.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
In what way?
She looks like a rolled shoulder of pork FFS
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Each to their own sunshine, each to their own.
Anyway, fat and glamorous was specified, do you have any better suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Her off Location?
Kirsty Allsop?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)
She's not fat.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
"chunky"
in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'll wager I'd lose a fight with her
She looks like she has a hell of a right hook
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Like Blousie says, not fat
Not even that big, I'd place her at a Nicely Rounded Average.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
She was the first person that popped into my mind

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Not surprising really
Dirty cow is welcome to pop into my mind any time.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)
She's ace.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
*Beth Ditto appreciation fives*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
We've had the Beth Ditto arguement on here ages ago.
It seems only you and me get her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)
i dont get it
Please explain

She just seems to be an extremist, I can't comment on her music other than I listened a few yars ago and it wasn't my cup
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I'm only listening to her music for the first time now
but I have to say I like it. What's to explain? Extreamist is not a bad thing is it?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
she has one fuck of a voice.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Yes, she does, doesn't she?
it's not my usual type of thing, but the voice is great and I'm liking it so far.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
nothing necessarily wrong with it, but why like someone because of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I didn't say I did.
although I'm generally uninterested in the boring and mediocre, it just seemed an odd thing to view as a negative point, at least without more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)
i didnt say you did either
Beej said you two get her and I asked for an explanation
Beth Ditto is like lady gaga in my eyes, but I don't follow her or know anything about her other than her lolwakki antics
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
i think im far more glamorous than her, i have pretty eyebrows and i dont sweat as much

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Well, then you're ahead already.
Adjust you prices accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Crystal Renn?
Though I don't know if she counts
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)
hardly, she's not fat at all

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Samantha 38G?
Don't google her at work.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I *ahem* may be familiar with her work

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Oreily?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)
The name certainly rings a a bell
I'm not Googling to confirm that I'm thinking of the right *ahem* performer, but given the topic of conversation and my tastes in these matters it seems likely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)
S'ok Quey, I've googled it for you..
She appears to be some kind of porn star with really big boobies.
I hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
This was my suspicion...
but is it the one I am picturing in my head?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I really don't want to try and picture what is in your head

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
no, you probably don't
Unless you happen to like the idea of the unspeakable things I'd do to Beth Ditto and a family size tub of neopolitan ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Again, not fat.
Might once have been a bit on the chunky side.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Kristine
If I was out looking for a classy broad and I had money to burn in my pocket, and no wife to go home to, I'd definitely hire you to bounce on my johnson.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
so sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
How are you keeping Krizzle-swizzle
I've been worried about you recently, are you still sick?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
i hate everything
Still very sick, literally almost choked on a cough drop about 2 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)
How are the braces?
Or are they the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)
no problems with them
I'm just very sick and I hate my job and pretty much everything in the world as well
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)
That's properly shit
anything good coming up or are you just hanging on?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Alright Kristine?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I might clean the car

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Mine is due for it's bi annual tidy up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
And I heard your car is too.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Hedge trimming lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
You simply cannot beat a neatly trimmed bush.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
topiarylol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Pfft!
You could eat your dinner off my bits.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Even soup?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
From my belly button.
I have an inny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Awesome
*inny fives*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Outies are evil.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Indeed
In for the win
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'm bereft of ideas to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
A black 15" rubber cock
Perhaps not.

*winces*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Seriously though, I'm trying a brand new Indian restaurant tomorrow night.
So my arse will probably be sore enough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I will be nomming my Thai Green Curry tomorrow evening with king prawns and coconut rice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Which one?
/also, you pay for your curries by allowing the waiter to ream your dirtbox? curious...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)
He could barely phall it going in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I bet it made him korai.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
lol
Afterwards, he be vin-da-loo all night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)
/lapsingintoaKormalols

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Ooh you cheeky scamp
He's very nice I'll have you know, he always gives me an orange with my takeaways.

Seriously though, new one in Dunfermline. You know - over the bridge. Bandit country. Etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)
in the Kingdom?
fuck that. There be dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Exactly.
My ex-wife was from Fife.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I went looking for cars up there recently.
It's like a ned version of mordor.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Where did you go? What sort of car you looking for?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Dunfermeline and Dalgety Bay I think
I ended up with a Saab from a place in Dalkeith.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Again, something new was specified

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Bestiality?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
He know how much you "Love Horses"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Dwarf porn.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Needs MOAR badgers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
You called?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I'm not sure how to tell you this but you need to die in a badger's sett and be partially eaten
Sorry old bean
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
no, if I did that I would be the dwarf porn man.
I need to half-eat him, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Oh man, we just got an awesome sponcor (or something like that)
www.clifbar.com/

There are as many of these as we can eat in the company kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I'm going to go to horrific chain clubs and bars.
In an attempt to stop alienating myself from my social group at uni. I know for a fact I'll go in, moan and leave after half hour. Ho hum.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I can't think why anyone would want to do that.
Soulless, rammed, and loud. Hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
They make me feel ill.
It's difficult to put into words my disdain for them. But, if I don't go, I'll be sitting indoors on my own every time people go out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I may be getting old
but I'd much rather go to a decent pub where I can actually talk to the people I'm out with rather than having to ask them to repeat themselves three times before giving up, smiling and nodding, without actually having caught anything of the gist of what's just been said to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
You need to make where you want to go sound like a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Not this weekend, but
yesterday I booked a meal at Purnell's for the end of the month. That will be the first time I've eaten at a Michelin star restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I'm going to dress up as a basketball star
and shag Sarah Palin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/coke%11snorting-jungle-fever-is-the-real-america%2c-says-palin-201109154310/
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
At the risk of being boring
for not doing something sex-related/illegal...
I'm going to make jam.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:24, Reply)

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