I think I may be on the verge of Westbrooking and am rather worried.
I just had, not a nosebleed, but halfway between that and a runny nose.

Basically water with a hint of a bloody hue just pissed out of one nostril for a couple of minutes. It's stopped now but I am rather alarmed.

Help me, internet!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you might just want to lay off the gak a little, chap.
if that's not too obvious a solution?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I fear you may be right.
Or maybe I could start smoking crack instead?

That's a much better idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I always suspected that you had a bit of The Quo about you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I think Status Quo have made some superb records.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I know, 'In The Army Now' is up there with the all time classics...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

It really is.
Jesting aside, up to about '74 they were great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I actually have a couple of my Dad's old Quo CDs on my iTunes
and there have been a couple of times when I've had it on shuffle and thought 'ooh, this is good, who is it?' and been surprised that it's them actually. Can't remember any track names off the top of my head though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Pictures of Matchstick Men is a pop-psych classic from '67
I also like 'Mean Girl', 'Caroline' and especially 'Down Down'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I love Matchstick Men
I always forget it's them because it doesn't sound anything like they sound in my head.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I have the LP.
It's the only decent song on it, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1356010
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Hahahahaha
You're right.

*makes 'the call'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)