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Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:28,
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I don't know.It doesn't seem to update very regularly. Or maybe people aren't clicking anything because we're all shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:29,
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I wasn't clicking anything because I hadn't realised there was a popular pagefor OT.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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I don't know why I split that sentence at that point.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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Because I am so desperate to be you.I thought that was obvious.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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They're replacing the back door in my building to make it more difficult for people to break inwhat would you do if you were a door replacement man to make doors more difficult to break into?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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or those fake bookshelfs that are actually doors.Because they used to confuse the hell out of me and I could never find the gents toilets in The Coat and Badge.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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No, that was upstairs......wait...that doesn't feel right...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:42,
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says the guy who made the life choiceto spend his days filling in spreadsheets for £20k a year in milton keynes of all the soulless places.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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it is true though!some people in that position wouldn't dare to point the finger at anyone else...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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It could only be better if he'd actually read them.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:42,
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i much prefer it that he doesn'ti'm not naturally a bitchy person, but this feels like typing in the dark so it doesn't count.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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Shit in her cunt, of course.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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I dunnoI'm going to get a haircut, then go to the Butchers then go home and make the house look nice for the wife, whose birthday it is tomorrow.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:36,
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well make sure you are confident that your hairdresser understands your hairy needsand does not cut ten inches off like mine did last week because he thinks "collarbone length" means "jawbone length".
that is all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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I don't think Al will have this problemI suspect it may be more of a relocate from the ends to the top kind of challenge...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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It's not even thatit's just crop the lot to 0.5cm long.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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And try to encourage some of it to reach 0.5cm long?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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He/she is a hairdresserNot a fucking surgeon. Point, dammit.
"Down to *here*, you fucknuckle."
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he was french and hoti got confused by his liquid accent. i hate it, i fucking hate it, it's really short.
and the more every single other person on the planet tells me it looks a million times better and they love it, the more angry i get.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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Will be in 20 minutes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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been a LOT better mein liebmostly shattered beyond belief by masters deadline, but it's handed in now so hopefully things will improve.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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Good to hear.How are you and Mr Bombastic, semi-fantastic?
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girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:45,
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Well you'd get bored with someoneif all they did was go to the gym and secretly watch gay porn on their 'smart phone' all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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I keep getting you and Blousie mixed upSeem I only read the first 3 characters of a username.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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You mean Monty's also had all his removed for better blow jobs too?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50,
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i thought you meant ribs then i remembered that's auto-fellatio
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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It's just that one vertebrae, I swear...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:57,
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I keep reading Al's name as Big Al's Blouse (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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lookjust because a guy is hot, dresses well, smells nice, pays you attention and notices when you change the shade of your lipgloss, does NOT mean he is gay, ok?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50,
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If it looks like a duck and gets tattood like a duck(although I don't really know you well enough to be making these jokes)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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very few people on here dobut when did that stop anyone from doing anything?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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I was with you up to the lipglossThen I'm afraid the bender alarm in my head went off.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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DEF CON BOTTER.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:07,
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Is that a shouting king I hear?Oh no, it's a screaming queen.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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ThanksI doubt either of you will be so jealous when you learn that I knock off early to collect my son from school.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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I have to wait till 4 even though I can go earlier to collect my nephew from school : ((
girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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Oh yes! where I was here for 7.45.*retracts aw bbz*
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girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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6pm for me.Started at 8.
On Tuesday I was at work at 7:05 and didn't leave until 6.
I got lunch after 8 hours.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:58,
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It is for those of us with a day offand particularly enjoyable it is too now my mother-in-law has finally left.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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Because they killed our Lord Jesus so I can never forgive them.Oops, wrong forum.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:45,
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It's thoroughly disgruntled at the standard of entriesthat it has been receiving.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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I shall be joining you from tomorrow on a diet.Pity me : (
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girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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:( diets are shitand last time I saw you, you didn't need one.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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I just need to take a bit off the tummy so I can wear that long black dress again.Control knickers can only handle so much flab.
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girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:03,
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Corsets are the way forwardyou knows it. A lot fucking sexier than a pair of Spanx 'n all.
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and if you get a proper old-school oneyou have the satisfaction of knowing some smug fucking whale died to make you look sexy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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This just makes it even betterFor extra killing-the-animals lolz you can sew it with catgut as well probably
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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Whales. Singy aquatic cunts.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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S'posed to be so clever, but not one of 'ems ever 'ad a Top Ten single, 'ave they?(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)
What about Adele?on a side note, I just passed a mildly diverting couple of minutes reading the villagers get their pitchforks out: www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1355700
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:17,
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I'm not sure I understand what you mean?are you saying you don't think the OP is a spiteful mentally maladjusted cock?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:27,
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I think he's a dickbut it's still amusing to watch the bandwagon gather pace.
I'm all for giving Miggyman a hard time for noncery or calling out someone for casual racism or the like, but I find it hard to get worked up about some arsehole being an arsehole to another arsehole.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:29,
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ah, yeah, I see your pointin the general gist of things an internet debate is like an exposion at a sewage plant in that no-one can possibly come out of it looking good. But, in this case, b69 has got some serious fucking issues.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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he DID, however, manage to get his mortgage paid(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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Oh, he's THAT one? I lose track of the weapons grade mentallists here.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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I have only heard snippets of this story and don't know the protaganistswhat happened exactly?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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he shared that he is an alcoholic and was struggling with the mortgageso rogerboresme took out the coins that she had been stuffing down her cat's throat and paid it for him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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But waitI'm an alcoholic. Where's my free house?
Ooh..bad choice of words there I realise...I'm not sure a free house is somewhere I should be.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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I think it was an over reactionI thing the reaction to this over reaction is also an over reaction. I tend to find these holier that thou moral crusades on here a bit crap TBH.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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As do I. Hence "FFS"It's got so tiresome and predictable. Nonces on the other hand deserve all they get.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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True, butand I realise this makes me a nonce by association, dating young girls does not make you a nonce per se, it's distasteful, sure, but frankly I though the whole noncery thing was overblown too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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can you be a nonce by association?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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I think you have to pay an annual feeto join the Nonce Association. But it's less than £16 a year.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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*ripple of golf applause*well done sir.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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On this placeI suspecting someone labelled as a nonce is enough to get you called a nonce.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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I have always judged on the "half your age plus seven" rule. Anything way beyond this is rife for internet hassle.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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I've always stuck to the much more simple"only having sex with adults" rule. It's much simpler, and doesn't require having to any maths in difficult situations.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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My mother said to me when I headed off to University'Son, always use a condom. And a calculator'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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you're married nowyou're never having sex again, adult or not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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I know it's terribly cruel that you can't have meso if desperately clinging to that thought is what helps you sleep at night, then that is what you must do.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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I've broken that rule twice, both times to my cost.I prefer Badger's rule.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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I presume by "to your cost"you don't mean "a four-strech in Wandsworth as Big Tel's special friend" ?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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No, no I followed your rule.One was 16 when I was 21, I wasn't getting any and she offered, was about as much fun as you'd imagine, lasted about a month, the other was my ex-wife who was 19 and I was 27 What can I say I was in love with the mental bitch, I managed to hang on for 6 years but eventually decided I preferred my own sanity to staying with her for the sake of our kid.
Funtimes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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Just to clarify after reading my own post"as much fun as you'd imagine" = none at all
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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Ah, this is why you are protecting the nonce.../doesn't really think you are protecting the nonce but why let that get in the way of a good accusation of noncery.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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Just to be clear, I was joking.I wasn't really accusing you of anything untoward.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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It's Cool.I have a general policy of more or less total honesty about stupid stuff I've done, but I'll ad mit I'd be a bit annoyed to be branded a pedo on here.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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Yeah, as would I.That's why I thought I'd better make it clear. Wouldn't want to offend you for the sake of a cheap shot joke.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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Are you sure you're on the right forum?No worries, I don't offend easy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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I think it's the way he carries himself after the event that winds me up in his case.It was a distasteful story that implied an unhealthy interest towards the younger end of the age range and it got the abuse that whether fully deserved or not, was pretty inevitable.
And the fact that it may be made up actually doesn't make it much better to me. I just find him unpleasant and wouldn't want him near my family.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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Oh, yeah agree, distasteful.Just not a nonce as such.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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I've thought about what you saidand, no, it's not an over-reaction. The man is a world-champion level tool with major issues.
However, I agree the reaction to the over-reaction-that's-actually-a-grown-man-acting-like-a-mentally-unstable-toddler is very much an over-reaction
so, yeah, in conclusion, you're right.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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You lost me.But I'm glad I'm right.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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I'm not really the corset type.I like breathing too much.
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girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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Fair enoughI've been doing loads of situps etc in an attempt for a slightly flatter stomach. Thinking about protein shakes as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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I thought protein shakes were full of calories?aren't they meant for bodybuilders and that?
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Nah I've found one that's low calorieand fairly high on protein which I probably need if I'm not going to waste away
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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Inspector Clouseau was genius as well/self congratulatory feedback loop.
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because, and I can't emphasise this enough, you touch yourself at night.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:08,
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i sooooooooooooooooooooo nearly said thisit upsets me a LOT to think that i might, even for one second, have been on the same wavelength.
but i made the life choice not to post it, and i think that redeems me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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I think you're way past redemption, petal.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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hey!i didn't say it was shit. i said I HATE IT BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS I LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL.
so there!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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An Airfix Heinkel, but hey - they are super models.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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For some reason I am seeing this in my head 
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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No wanking at your desk. Print her picture off, laminate it, take it home and tug away.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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I'll add it to 'the folder'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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I've had all the redemtion I'll ever need.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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I think I may be on the verge of Westbrooking and am rather worried.I just had, not a nosebleed, but halfway between that and a runny nose.
Basically water with a hint of a bloody hue just pissed out of one nostril for a couple of minutes. It's stopped now but I am rather alarmed.
Help me, internet!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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you might just want to lay off the gak a little, chap.if that's not too obvious a solution?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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I fear you may be right.Or maybe I could start smoking crack instead?
That's a much better idea.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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I always suspected that you had a bit of The Quo about you.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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I think Status Quo have made some superb records.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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I know, 'In The Army Now' is up there with the all time classics...(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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It really is.Jesting aside, up to about '74 they were great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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I actually have a couple of my Dad's old Quo CDs on my iTunesand there have been a couple of times when I've had it on shuffle and thought 'ooh, this is good, who is it?' and been surprised that it's them actually. Can't remember any track names off the top of my head though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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Pictures of Matchstick Men is a pop-psych classic from '67I also like 'Mean Girl', 'Caroline' and especially 'Down Down'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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I love Matchstick MenI always forget it's them because it doesn't sound anything like they sound in my head.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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I have the LP.It's the only decent song on it, really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1356010
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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HahahahahaYou're right.
*makes 'the call'*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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I think we should all change our names to celebrate Bert"Set Your Sisters to Stunned"
"Noncy Boyce"
"Fancied a Relative"
"The Truth Fairy"
"Big Girls Brother"
"Psysterhump""
Any more?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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I'm not changing my name.I made that mistake on Halloween a few years ago and it took me ages to persuade whoever it was that took it to give it back.
Edit: I do mean here on B3ta, I didn't make a pact with the devil in a graveyard on Halloween or anythng.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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I suppose I could be the noncy badgerbut that's a bit similar to boyce's.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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Can't think of anything to do with my name.also why celebrate bert?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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'Came Quickly in the Pubes of my New Half-sister'Piece of piss.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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It's got that certain something...I like it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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evening chumpswhat's up?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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URGH!*hits Monty with club*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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just me?I think it'd be pretty lonely there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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