Walney
Sorry to break the suspense.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

We're still on Croydon at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)

The most important thing I ever learned from the brief times I've spent in Croydon
Was to get the fuck out of Croydon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

That's probably why they had/have an airport.
For that very reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

It is Croydon's best feature: numerous and varied public transport links
Trains, trams, aeroplanes - nearly every conceivable way to get you out of that depressing hole.

Except horse-drawn stagecoach. Part of me would like to write to Croydon Council and have them remedy this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Maybe stagecoach are their bus operator.
You might want to check that first.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Yeah, but they're typically automobiles.
The last Stagecoach bus I boarded was notable for its lack of horses, both in the front and in the passenger areas.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I felt like that too
Now I live in Bradford.

I have RECIDIVIST tattoed on my forehead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

And to think people say you'll regret your tattoos when you get older...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I may have
"Lived in Croydon 1999-2000" added.

Then they'll understand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

In could come in handy in emergencies
A bit like one of those tags to warn paramedics you're allergic to penicillin or what-have-you.

"Wait! This poor bastard once lived in Croydon."
"Well, that explains the psychosis...but how else are we supposed to get this hoover off the end of his penis?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)