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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening! *nods*I've had a dull but productive weekend. Salmon, new potatoes and peas for dinner and a bottle of wine on the go.
What are you up to this evening?
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girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:27,
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A nice quiet* family oneThis evening is ribeye, gnocci, wilted spinach and a bottle Pauillac - we realised this morning that we have been married three months today so we thought we'd have a special (£50) bottle of red (although my wife can't have much more than a glass due to breast feeding).
My delightful wife will then want to watch Downton Abbey which means I can read the paper and doze.
*Quiet is obviously dependent on how early our baby goes to sleep.
What was dull about your weekend and what are you going to ensure that dullness doesn't recoccur?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:37,
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Just quiet and household chores to do.The next couple of weekends will be much better.
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girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:53,
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Indeed.The missus is going to try and swap her days so she can have Monday off, since you're not leaving until seven.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:55,
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You need a young Cambodian houseboy with a 15" cock Thus removing the quietness and household chores.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:55,
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Make that a young Moari houseboy and it's a done deal.(
girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:57,
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When the sun's in the sky like a big pizza pieThat's a Maori.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:12,
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I walked away from that thinking that nobody would get it I'm afraid it's sub-Jeff.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:17,
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i had to check theusername twice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:19,
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I'm about to head home.This chapter still needs more work but I think I've given quite enough of my weekend over to the bastard thing. Time to head back and have a quiet evening with a bottle of beer or two, methinks.
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Having a nice rest with some cheap Co-op piss masquerading as Pinot GrigiotBeen working like a mofo all week, including today.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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Greek meatballs for dinner, with some wine.I've been busying about the place doing dull shit. And rewatching the Top Gear Vietnam special on Dave as it amuses me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:44,
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The Vietnam Special is one of the best onesThey've struggled to match it since with the middle east and south american specials.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:47,
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I do like those ones as well.Especially the Bolvia one.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:51,
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crocheting a hatpasta for tea probably, it usually is. Man, I could do with some wine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:48,
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I did some crocheting. I think it will take me longer to become adept at this than I originally thought.(
girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:54,
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what keeps going wrong?is it just tricksy?
I first learnt when I was a nerdy, spotty teenager with no friends, so I had a while to learn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:57,
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Getting to grips with where the hook is supposed to go is a bitch.I'm still ending up with triangular pieces instead of square.
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girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:59,
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That sounds like you are making a crochet Abdul Hamza.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:02,
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yeah, the end bits are what goes wrong for me, sometimesHow do you do the end bits? If you do double in the last one, turn, chain 1 then miss the next stich it's usually OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:02,
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I broke and then fixed my computerI'm wondering to make a pizza or have chinese for dinner. It's the weekend and I haven't eaten out so I feel I could be justified in it, but there is an international financial credit crunch crisis happening with my funds at the moment. I got everything to make the pizza and maybe I'd enjoy a chinese better after work sometime. The pizza is pretty healthy too, which is good. I also don't want to put on my trousers and getting a chinese would require me having trousers on at some point.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:54,
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I've got myself a nice thick piece of sirloin from the butchers and I've peeled some spuds for my chunky chips.I'll be cooking my steak on the rarer side of medium and serving it with home-made chips and a peppercorn sauce that I'll spice up with a small slug of Jack Daniels.
I'll then loaf about a bit, watch some telly, have a beer and then get a early night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:01,
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Add an oily wank and you have the receipe for a perfect evening.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:05,
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Are you suggesting that rather than cooking my steak, I beat my meat instead?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:07,
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No I am saying you should have the steak AND a wank. It is Sunday after all.BTW - have I missed something? You don't seem to post during the weekday any more. I assume you've changed jobs or something...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:11,
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Yeah. I've stopped working from home and I'm working in a office now.This means people expect me to actually 'work' during the day, rather than me getting stuff done, but in my own time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:14,
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Some people have the most terrible expectations of what employees should so when at their place of work.Will we finally get to meet at the impending bash?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:17,
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I should coco!However, I should point out that I'm not a human pun-machine IRL. Sadly. I'm far, far more dull than that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:19,
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You know what has just dawned on me. And I'm raelly not sure it's a good thing but.....If I take you and CQ to the cider boat on the Thursday, then we go to THE PIER on the Friday, I'll then end up drinking in your company on the Saturday.
Surely this is too much B3ta-time?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:21,
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I'm more concerned with the amount of Jeff time you'll have to put up with.You'll end up speaking like a farmer and getting a serious cider habit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:29,
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I'm not worried.CQ only speaks in a Yorkshire accent when he's in my company.
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girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:32,
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As am I - as those who have met me at a previous bash will no doubt testify. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:20,
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Well this promises to be a fun night then.:(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:23,
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With a baby at home, you'll probably be wanting to get home to bed by half-nine.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:29,
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Not because you're tired, but because you're a nonce.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:35,
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Of course, I don't mean that. But if you aren't going to reply. Then I'll exercise my right to call you names.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:36,
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Hmm.You've now replied.
Feel free to ignore the above comments.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:36,
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Will do. I am now departing for the evening though. Enjoy your food/ masturbation/ crying into your pillow/ drinking too much everyone.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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I'll not drink too much.But aside from that, a fairly accurate view of my evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:43,
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Nothing whatsoeverAs I have been the last few days. It's not great, but ah well.
On the upside, I've had quite a productive day, ironed all my shirts, tidied my room, stuck a wash on, did washing up, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:12,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1357279
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:14,
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I have no interest in hiring Noel and Poppet's as yet unconcieved child.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:14,
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Pfft.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:15,
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Evening Jeff.Can't stay as I'm helping with the dinner. I'll be popping back and forth sporadically though. Like now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:24,
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What are you having on this fine Sunday evening?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:27,
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Greek meatballs, rice and chips.Meatballs will be in a garlic and tomato sauce. Fresh tomatoes an' ll, none of your tinned nonsense.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:31,
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Glad to see you're keeping the 'Northern' end up and having some chips with it.I hope you'll be having bread and butter with it too!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:33,
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It's fairly traditional in Greece to have both rice and chips with a meal.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:37,
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I pita the fool who has rice and chips.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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I shit you not when I say that match nearly killed meI've had a fucking terrible week, and I thought at least I could watch a decent game of football, where if we lost, ah well, at least we did ok.
Then that happened. Fuck.
Referee was far, far too card happy for my liking though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:19,
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At least you're not as shit as Arsenal at the moment.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:25,
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I take it you didn't see the match then?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:27,
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No. I may catch the highlights later though.*edit* I meant in a results capacity and actually being able to win a game.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:31,
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They absolutely killed usAll credit to them, they played brilliantly. And when we were down to 10 men within 15 minutes, it wasn't easy. Add to that Agger getting injured, and us not having a single right back available to deal with Bale, leading to Skrtel later being sent off for fouling Bale, and you'll understand the shitstorm that match was.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:34,
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This weekend I lolled hard at a Star Trek/ Nine Inch Nails thing.If you know the video for Closer you may find it amusing.
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Alright bumfun addict?Are you familiar with Closer by Nine Inch Nails?
If not, here it be www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs&ob=av2n&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dnine%2Binch%2Bnails%2Bcloser%26aq%3D0
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I think Blousie is more likely to read Closer.But only when she can't get a copy of Woman's Own.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:37,
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For some reason the sound isn't working on my laptop : (I shall investigate.
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girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:38,
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Aight B Girl.Watch the one up there then watch this one down here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
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I know the one you mean hahait always gets an uneasy reaction then hearty laughter
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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today i am mostly being dull and depressed but the day is full of football and eating and possibly drinking(
Lisette von Falcon, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:38,
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oh man :(but you are here - are you well?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:39,
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You should have a fight with someone. It'll make you feel better.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:41,
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Now then KristineHow the hell are you?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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Now then, now then.Hows about that then!
How the hell are you TD?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:17,
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Jewellry jewellryTime for an anecdote - A guy I know bought a little retirement flat in a place at the end of the world called Kinlochleven, in the west of Scotland. Got it very cheap and couldn't work out why it was so cheap.
The reason - Jimmy Fucking Saville also owned a flat there and was such an enormous cunt that people were prepared to take a loss on their investment just to get away from him.
There's a Daily Mail headline for you - Jimmy Fucking Saville drives down property prices.
Yeah, I'm OK.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:26,
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He triedBut some rotten cunt split on him....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:29,
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The neighbours probably had the hump because Sir JimWouldn't let play with his magic chair with the buttons on it. Even when he was off on a fun-run.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:29,
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Last report - a couple of years agoWas that he's more or less skint now due to some ill-advised friendships in Glasgow.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:37,
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And when you consider how expensive cigars are these days....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:46,
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Yes, and teenage crack-addled prostitutesWhoops - sorry, Jimmy Fucking Saville, if you're reading this.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:51,
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It's a shame Sir Jim wasn't a drug dealer.Although saying that, he'd probably get nicked in no time, especially if he insisted on giving all his customers 'Jim Fix-ed it for me!' badge.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:54,
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Has anyone seen B3th around recently? I was thinking about giving my balls a good scratch and it made me think of her.True story.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:37,
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Scratch 'em anyway lad.What was your earlier post about feeling rough after eating steak?
You've bounced your ferretin count up - that's why.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:41,
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I donno what that is, but I think it is because it isn't the easiest thing to diggest, all those combined strands and all that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:54,
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Are you not anaemic?Steak is very high in ferretins, which will bring your blood/iron mix back up.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:02,
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Very dull weekendbeen using the rowing machine. My dad is threatening to link my tv time to rowing machine time haha.
Soup for dinner again.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:51,
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Better to agree with him; you don't want to cause a rowSorry, it's been a long day and that really is the best I can come up with...
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Howdy JeffAnd yes. Yes it was.
Now you need to ask yourself one question: should I have another beer?
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The answer to that is indeed YES!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:54,
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I can always rely on you to tell me what I want to hear(Atrocious puns notwithstanding)
How's tricks?
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Not bad. I'm shattered (as seems to be my stock answer to all questions of late, asking me how I am).I'm toying with the idea of watching Spooks at 9pm. This is how rock and roll my Sunday is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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You're not alone in this respectI've spent my whole weekend in the office. Hopefully it will prove to be worth it in a couple of weeks' time, but I'm also knackered as a result, and this is why I'm sitting at home drinking by myself and nattering on here.
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Just finished a bottle of St Peter's Ruby RedNow moved onto the St Peter's Best Bitter. Both as delightful as I remember them being, but still a humble second place compared to the Mild of theirs I had the other night.
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I've decided against Spooks.I'm going with 'The Secret Life of the Airport' on BBC4.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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I can watch Spooks in the week.If this airport thingy is shite, I can justify going to bed early.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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Did you know us Brits have 44 public airports?Well. Did ya?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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I did not.Thinking about it, I'm not surprised. It's just not something I ever really thought about...
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I know which the least used one isIs BBC4 telling you that?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:05,
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WalneySorry to break the suspense.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:12,
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We're still on Croydon at the moment.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:13,
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The most important thing I ever learned from the brief times I've spent in CroydonWas to get the fuck out of Croydon.
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That's probably why they had/have an airport. For that very reason.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:16,
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It is Croydon's best feature: numerous and varied public transport linksTrains, trams, aeroplanes - nearly every conceivable way to get you out of that depressing hole.
Except horse-drawn stagecoach. Part of me would like to write to Croydon Council and have them remedy this.
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Maybe stagecoach are their bus operator.You might want to check that first.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22,
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Yeah, but they're typically automobiles.The last Stagecoach bus I boarded was notable for its lack of horses, both in the front and in the passenger areas.
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I felt like that tooNow I live in Bradford.
I have RECIDIVIST tattoed on my forehead.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17,
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And to think people say you'll regret your tattoos when you get older...(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I may have "Lived in Croydon 1999-2000" added.
Then they'll understand.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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In could come in handy in emergenciesA bit like one of those tags to warn paramedics you're allergic to penicillin or what-have-you.
"Wait! This poor bastard once lived in Croydon."
"Well, that explains the psychosis...but how else are we supposed to get this hoover off the end of his penis?"
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That's terriblehow are you Crow?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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Well, I'll spare you the whinging as that's all I seem to do round here at the momentSo, much more relaxed after a couple of beers and Matt Schofield's last album. Not keeping too badly, all things considered. How are you, Amberl?
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Glad it's not terriblehave you heard Hugh Laurie's efforts at music? I'm alright thanks, being boring and staying at home most of the time to keep away from drinking etc
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Oddly, staying at home doesn't keep me away from drinking...I can't say I have heard Hugh "No really, he is British" Laurie play the blues. I did read a very favourable review of one of his concerts and then completely forgot to search for any recordings. Any good?
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Haven't heard muchbut what I have heard doesn't sound good. How's Lampito?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:45,
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I hope your favourite show isBrush Strokes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:52,
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I'm pretty sure this is futhur reason for you to move in with me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:55,
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You could operate a similar system, whereby you limit Amberls time watching a Channel 4 soap.You should call this training scheme 'Hollystrokes'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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You could also use this name where you link her soap opea watching with the number of handjobs she gives.(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)
And on weekends, they could watch, 'Strictly Cum Wanking'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:11,
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And on thursday they could watch "How I became your mother" and "The Big Bang Theory*"* This one doesn't require any changes to be funny as I'm implying that a "big bang" is sex.
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And every day, in the early evening, they could have another couple over for 'adult fun'4 in a bed lolz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17,
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And at the weekend they could put on More4 and have a long period of blowjobs and snowballingwhen "Cum Dine With Me" is on.
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hahahaAnd on a weekend, they could sit back and discuss their favourite cum-shots whilst dancing about to the music on 'Top of the Pops Replayed'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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On saturday evenings, they could get a judging panel to rate their sex moves while watching "The XXX Factor"(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Sunday, they could invite their favourite gay over and watch Top Queer.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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Nothing wrong with a nice cup of soup(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:10,
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I had soup twice yesterdayThe first was tomato and basil, the second was smoked chicken. Both were excellent, but the second was followed with a plate of coq au vin, then a creme brulee then somthing like a metric fuckton of gin.
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That sounds lovelyyou bastard. Though yesterday I ate what felt like a metric ton of food, only to realise it was about five hundred calories.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:13,
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It was. But I'm still off alcoholand anything nice or sweet, so it was basically a lot of chicken and turkey
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21,
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You do realise that eating high protein diets makes your shit stinkand doesn't really provide sufficient nutrients.
I'm worried you're verging into Rachelswipe-esqe territory in your pursuit of weight loss. Please don't try any kind of lemon juice based "detox". Or indeed any kind of "detox".
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I really want to be a dress size smaller for my birthdayand I've got sufficient willpower to keep this up for as long as necessary. And I'm not eating much protein, the chicken night was an aberration.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:25,
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Christ. You must be desperate!You've eaten a OT poster of Spanish origin.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Delicious proteinvery Mediterranean
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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Now I have the four and twenty blackbirdsnursery rhyme in my head
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:43,
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And I don't know why you have that in your head.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:45,
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The pie with a smaller pie insidefor the courtiers to eat, and the 24 blackbirds between the small pie and the crust
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:52,
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I hope you had a bit of mango-chutney or a splash of Lea and Perrins on it,(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:16,
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Oh man, I love you even more than I did before JeffWhich means I love you a little bit.
I'm going to try mango chutney. Do you put it under or above the cheese when you grill it? And before or after the grilling?
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I tend to put a bit of mango-chutney under the cheese.Stand on me. It's a taste sensation.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19,
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I fucking love you so much for this.I'm going to make cheese on toast right now.
I just ate a cake, so I had pudding first
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you crazy anarchist(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19,
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Damn it, I have cheese but no bread...I might just have to make a cheese on.
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Unless you've got soft cheese.You'll have a cheesy hard-on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21,
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my friend's dad used to make hercheese on a plate. It's a good name as it contains both the ingredients and the serving suggestion. If he called it Grilled Cheese on a Plate it would have the cooking instructions, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21,
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is that an egg in a cup?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23,
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Wouldn't that implyThat the plate was eaten too?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23,
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no, that's the serving suggestion(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23,
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The onboard card has no driver support for 2.1 soundso when I watch films the bass during explosions is insanely loud.
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2.1 sound make your computer sound like a dyslexic DJSurely during set-up, they get the mic and say 1.2 1.2
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34,
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So it just suggests that you eat the plateI'm on the phone to Claims Direct first thing tomorrow.
TD "I've just eaten some cheese and a plate."
CD "Who ya gonna sue?"
TD "Cavy's mate."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:29,
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Don't try to squirm out of it.On YOUR recommendation I have just eaten some cheese and a bit of Ikea plate. Oh I feel terrible.
I will be ringing Esther Rancid and that bloke off The Bill in the morning.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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*leaves the country*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33,
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Go to the Greek Islands.They don't mind broken plates over there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34,
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I can't sue GreeceThey have no money.
Do they break plates in Japan?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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You could put the cheese on your handand then put your hand under the grill to make the cheese all melty.
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I just thought the texture of melted cheesemight simulate the feel of a partly congealed minge.
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any...minute.....
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now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34,
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it'll take a lot to break that crust(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36,
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You might need to warn potential suitorsthat they'll need to supply their own chisel
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Al.Have you had mango-chutney and cheese on toast yet?
I need VALIDATION.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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If it helps, I almost certainly have in the past and vaguely remember it working quite well.(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I've just eaten it.It's like a party in my mouth and your all invited and one of you brought some mango chutney and someone else brought some cheese.
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But as long as you provide the bread then that seems fair.So it was a winner then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:42,
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I'm waiting patiently for someone to upload a video on Facebook.Someone I know at the game today grabbed big pots of mustard from a hot dog stand, climbed up onto a ledge and launched them all over the Michael Jackson statue whilst dancing. I've never wanted to see anything more in my entire life.
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Get a copy of it and post it here.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:40,
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I was in tears reading the texts about it.The guy responsible is quite literally bonkers. He got dragged out by about three hundred stewards but then five minutes later appeared at the front of the Hammersmith End covered in mustard trying to get the crowd to sing "MJ who are ya". He's about fifty as well.
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I hope, should he end up going to court for this, his defence is to blame it on 'the boogie' (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:46,
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He ought to beat it thenBedtime for me.
x
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:54,
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This case won't be Black or White.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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Always a dilemma for poor ol' Jacko (Wiv da angles rip)Very bedtime.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:58,
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I can't believe I'm the only one still up.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:17,
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You're notI'm watching fat people on tv
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:21,
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I suggest you start a new thread to tell me all about it!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:22,
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I just got out of the bathI should probably sleep soon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:32,
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I watched last night Doctor Who earlier.Have you seen it yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:34,
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yupit was pretty good but I wanted it to be scarier
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:37,
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Do you think people are leaving the show?*tries to ask a question so as not to spoil the show for anyone who has yet to see it*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:38,
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possiblybased on what something whatisface the director put on his twitter
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:39,
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I don't do 'twitter' or any 'medja' websites that might tell me how things pan-out.I like the odd surprise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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he didn't say directly, he was just complaining that the continuity guy had given something away
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:43,
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I'm watching Match of the Day 2I've had a busy day with lots of stairs and heavy objects, threw away a lot of old PC games (I'm talking 486DX2-66 old).
had a shower and will probably go to bed once MOTD2 ends.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:39,
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have you moved house or something?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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He's just moved.He was sitting on them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:41,
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I moved out a couple of months agobut the old place is unoccupied and I'm clearing it out and cleaning it up in stages.
Pretty much a classic case of #4 in www.cracked.com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:47,
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