It is a good morning.
I work overlooking the defunct Eurostar Platforms at Waterloo and they are using them as a venue for a London Fashion Week catwalk.

You know the platforms I mean, the ones with the glass roofs. Really, I'm so close I can almost smell the amphetamines and backstage bulemmia.

What would make it better? If the models were nude I suppose.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You can actually smell the designers' AIDS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Yeah, but it's OK, I'm wearing a breathing mask to be on the safe side.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

If you find yourself 'voguing', seek immediate medical attention.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Fuck, you earwormed me again.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

When I start tapeworming you,
that's when you need to worry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

With all the far too skinny models I can see out the window.
I suspect I am already at risk of seeing some of them today too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)